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Nibs · Posted: Sat Sep 29, 2007 12:58 am Post subject: Schlopwood

Hey guys!

Me and Lee have been watching a bunch of Schlopwood episodes! The first four to be exact.

It's a pretty cool show. Kind of advanced though. I have to pause (paws) a lot to get Lee to explain things to me and sometimes I get the people confuzzed. Sneeches has a hard time following all the talking so lately we've been watching with subtitles on- it helps SNEECHES!

Anysneech, it reminds me a lot of Battlestar Galactica in that it's so complicated and intelligent. It's a lot simpler in scope though, just one town during the gold rush, and only 3 main buildings really- so that makes it easier.

So far my favorite character is Montana. He reminds me of SCHLOP.

Nibs · Posted: Sat Sep 29, 2007 1:01 am Post subject: PANCAKES!!!!

OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This is SO FUNNY and it involves PANCAKES!!!!!!

Wow- this is perfect to give you a good idea of what Schlopwood is like.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f31PLcCXD0U

And yeah, there sure is a lot of profanity. They say "c*@#sucker" every other word on the show. Wikipedia says that the creator did that to make it realistic to what the Wild West would've been like. Funny in this video though!

Nibs · Posted: Thu Dec 13, 2007 4:21 pm Post subject: Schlopwood Bears

Cool, me and Lee have been watching some more Schlopwood. That show is really cool with following such complex characters. I was talking with Lee about which bear would be who and here's what we decided:

Al Swearengen- Main Interesting Villain/brothel owner - PB
Seth Bullock- Silent Hero/Sheriff - Schlop
Sol Star - Seth's righthand man- Nibs
Cy Tolliver- rival brothel owner- Gulliver
Alma Garret- Lady who likes Seth- Lee
Doc- Tries to help everyone- Shnoodles
Trixie- Main prostitute who is smart and likes Star- MiniNibs
EB- bumbling hotel owner- Duddles
EB's servant- nuf said- Petri
Chinaman- doesnt speak English- DJ
Charlie Utter- Wild Bill's sidekick, likes breakfast- Muffins
Joanie Stubbs- Cy's head prostitute- Snuffles (because of the name)

Sneeches and Peaches dont want to get all dirty so they wouldn't be in Schlopwood.

Hoo hoo!

Shnoodles · Tycho Bean Joined: 17 Oct 2005 Posts: 541

Hey you Schlopwood guys,

Guess what? The Schlopwood movie has started filming!

That's right - after all these years they are finally gonna make a movie. Us St Louis bears never watched beyond the first episode but maybe we can try again. I would like to see what this Doc character is all about...
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In the SHNOOD!

Shnoodles · Tycho Bean Joined: 17 Oct 2005 Posts: 541

Hey you ********ers,

It looks like the Schlopwood movie will be coming out this spring... cool!

Us St Louis bears still haven't gotten around to watching it - there is just so much TV to watch these days... what's a bear to do?

Here is the schlopnopsis for the movie:

Nibs · Posted: Sat Feb 09, 2019 3:41 pm Post subject: Bears like Swearengen

Wow this Spring is so SOON!

Ian McShane is really having a renaissance with American Schlops and Schlopwood all happening at once.

I reread my first post in this thread and I have no idea who Montana is! Hoooooo! Maybe it's time to rewatch Schlopwood?

Thanks for the updates, Shnoodles!