Schlopwood

[Nibs]

Hey guys!

Me and Lee have been watching a bunch of Schlopwood episodes! The first four to be exact.

It's a pretty cool show. Kind of advanced though. I have to pause (paws) a lot to get Lee to explain things to me and sometimes I get the people confuzzed. Sneeches has a hard time following all the talking so lately we've been watching with subtitles on- it helps SNEECHES!

Anysneech, it reminds me a lot of Battlestar Galactica in that it's so complicated and intelligent. It's a lot simpler in scope though, just one town during the gold rush, and only 3 main buildings really- so that makes it easier.

So far my favorite character is Montana. He reminds me of SCHLOP.

[Nibs]

OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This is SO FUNNY and it involves PANCAKES!!!!!!

Wow- this is perfect to give you a good idea of what Schlopwood is like.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f31PLcCXD0U

And yeah, there sure is a lot of profanity. They say "c*@#sucker" every other word on the show. Wikipedia says that the creator did that to make it realistic to what the Wild West would've been like. Funny in this video though!

[Nibs]

Cool, me and Lee have been watching some more Schlopwood. That show is really cool with following such complex characters. I was talking with Lee about which bear would be who and here's what we decided:

Al Swearengen- Main Interesting Villain/brothel owner - PB
Seth Bullock- Silent Hero/Sheriff - Schlop
Sol Star - Seth's righthand man- Nibs
Cy Tolliver- rival brothel owner- Gulliver
Alma Garret- Lady who likes Seth- Lee
Doc- Tries to help everyone- Shnoodles
Trixie- Main prostitute who is smart and likes Star- MiniNibs
EB- bumbling hotel owner- Duddles
EB's servant- nuf said- Petri
Chinaman- doesnt speak English- DJ
Charlie Utter- Wild Bill's sidekick, likes breakfast- Muffins
Joanie Stubbs- Cy's head prostitute- Snuffles (because of the name)

Sneeches and Peaches dont want to get all dirty so they wouldn't be in Schlopwood.

Hoo hoo!

[Shnoodles]

Hey you Schlopwood guys,

Guess what? The Schlopwood movie has started filming!

That's right - after all these years they are finally gonna make a movie. Us St Louis bears never watched beyond the first episode but maybe we can try again. I would like to see what this Doc character is all about...

[Shnoodles]

Hey you ********ers,

It looks like the Schlopwood movie will be coming out this spring... cool!

Us St Louis bears still haven't gotten around to watching it - there is just so much TV to watch these days... what's a bear to do?

Here is the schlopnopsis for the movie:

“Former rivalries are reignited, alliances are tested and old wounds are reopened, as all are left to navigate the inevitable changes that modernity and time have wrought.â€￾

Sounds like a typical day on the flannel bed if you ask me!

[Nibs]

Wow this Spring is so SOON!

Ian McShane is really having a renaissance with American Schlops and Schlopwood all happening at once.

I reread my first post in this thread and I have no idea who Montana is! Hoooooo! Maybe it's time to rewatch Schlopwood?

Thanks for the updates, Shnoodles!