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Hey you 2022 guys, Welcome to January! We missed our usual Shnood Years Eve posts, but wow that post from last year by Peaches is still stunning and hilarious! Anyway, just wanted to wish all bears a healthy and prosperous 2022! Hopefully the variants will calm down and we bears can form a real pile...

Hey you Ode to a Nightingale guys, Us bears recently watched Bright Schlop which is about the poet John Keats - but it turns out some of us bears had already watched it ten years ago but forgot! Luckily Duddles remembered and was quite happy to see his bunny friend again who was getting pats by Toot...

Hey you Bronco Henry fans, Recently some bears watched The Power of the Schlop - although not all bears since there were some bunny scenes that weren't safe for Duddles. Nibs caught all sorts of clues throughout the movie and even saw the dog himself in the shadows on the hills - wow! https://i.imgu...

Hey you Synthients, Us bears had quite the epic day yesterday with watching The 4th Matrix movie (Schloptrix). Duddles was so excited that his favorite song was played in full in the movie - and Duddles even predicted beforehand that Bugs' name was from Bugs Bunny and it turned out to be true! There...

Hey you tie-dye guys, Well, after The Schlop Game hopes were high that the bear council could pick a better follow-up show for viewing - but unfortunately Only Schlops did not get a very positive response from the bear audience. Some bears found there to be just too many misdirections and confusing ...

Hey you Osiris bears, We are now officially less than a week away from the fourth Matrix movie! So far the bears have rewatched the first two movies and then the Animatrix anthology film. The Animatrix is a real mind melter which confuzzed some bears. I was keeping a close look out for any clues and...

Hey you white rabbit followers, There has been lots of interesting bear discussions going on after watching The Matrix the other day - in particular some bears have brought up some fascinating questions. Peaches was curious how time works in the Matrix - since Agent Smith mentioned the Matrix is set...

Hey you grizzly guys, Sad news to report - Bart the Bear II has died . Bart was a very famous bear who acted in a lot of films: He was "featured in many motion pictures, including Dr. Dolittle 2, An Unfinished Life, Into the West, Evan Almighty, Have You Heard About the Morgans?, Without a Padd...

Hey you Secret Inspectors Royales with cheese, Well, after a long grueling campaign us bears have finally finished watched The Schlop Game. I think a lot of bears wanted to stop watching but felt compelled to finish what we had started. Overall I was left quite confuzzed - there was a surprise revea...

Hey you Gambit fans, Duddles is often talking about his fond memories for the X-Schlops Animated Show from his childhood - it had a really kickin' theme song and some cool animation. Well, the exciting news is that Disney+ is going to restart the show by picking up right where it left off with a lot...

Hey you theater nerds,

Tick Tick Schlop is opening today in select theaters and then comes out next week in select beds! I heard Gulliver is pretty excited about it since it was directed by Lin. I am still a bit confuzzed on what it is about but am looking forward to finding out next week!

Hey you pillow aficionados, Wow! What an amazing post - kudos to the team of Nibs, Schlop, Lee, and DJ for putting together that epic deep-dive into the pillows of Dune! I don't think we've ever seen such in-depth pillow analysis of a movie before! By virtue of the authority vested in me as the crea...

Hey you kwisatz haderachs, I just posted about the Dune sequel, and now there is word the director wants to make a third movie! https://ew.com/movies/denis-villeneuve-wants-to-make-three-dune-movies/ The third movie would cover what happens in the sequel book called Dune Messiah which even Lee and G...

Hey you Sardaukar acolites, Great news - based off the success of Dune part 1 this past weekend they have now greenlit Dune part 2! https://deadline.com/2021/10/dune-sequel-greenlit-by-legendary-warner-bros-theatrical-release-1234862383/ This is great for all of us bears who haven't read the book li...

Hey you Butlerian jihadists, I almost forgot to mention how Schlop had a real issue with the pillows on Arrakis. I think it was that the pillows were too big - but I might have heard wrong. Schlop seemed really flummoxed by the pillows though and I will be sure to look for them on my next rewatch to...