www.schlopstakovich.com

Schlop,

You are ridiculous. You go to all the trouble to start a Q&A page and your own website and then you hide behind a bear whose front limbs are smaller than DJ's! (no offense, Nibs) Seriously, though, Schlop- I was looking forward to you actually talking in the first person since I don't think I've ever heard you talk directly before. You coward- don't hide in the third person through Nibs, address your fans like they deserve!

Lee

Schlop snarls and... I mean thanks you for your response. He asks you to please rephrase your answer in the form of a question.

Nibs

How about if I rephrase Schlop in the form of a turnip?

How about that, Nibs?

Hey guys. Speaking of answers in the form of questions - did you guys know I was on Jeopardy? It was cool. Nobody got the right answer though. The answer was 'Gulliver.'

Also - that turnip doesn't look like Schlop at all. Schlop doesn't have a mouth.