League of Extraordinary Babies

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League of Extraordinary Babies

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The future is full of peril, which is why us bears have been collecting a dossier for a league of babies with particular skills that we can then assemble into tomorrow's super team!

Our top baby is Ash!

Parents: Neil and Amanda
Distinguishing trait: Eyes contain the universe
Skills: World traveler, instagram trendsetter, talks to the animals
Superpower: Kwisatz Haderach child-prophet destined to unite the universe and lead us into the new age born of fire

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Babies smell
Where's Petri?

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Yes Duddles some babies smell

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But not these babies!
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Baby two

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We have recruited our second baby Sebastian. Sebastian is a talented baby with a lot of promise and is also a MacArthur genius baby.

Parents: Lin-Manuel Miranda and Vanessa
Likes: Cartoon trains, Tobillo the doggo
Abilities: He can write rhymes which you cannot write
Fun Fact: named after a Disney crab
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Answer: This character studied medicine, "knowing it would be useful in long voyages"

Question: Who is Gulliver?

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Baby numero tres

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I heard there is a new baby Carina - and guess what, this baby is a girl!

A she-baby!

Check the deets, y'all:

Parents: Elena (Snowy is the godbear)
Likes: Wordplay with prefixes and suffixes
Powers: Lexical prowess will let her uncover secrets of the Cosmos, also it is possible she will know Unix systems

Bonus: She has her own Snowy bear!

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Baby the fourth

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A new super baby has come to our attention. Please view this secret dossier:

Everest the Super Baby

Parents: Everest, George Lucas is your father
Destiny: To restore balance to the force
Special Abilities: Midichlorians are off the chart - over 20 thousand. Even Master Yoda doesn't have a midichlorian count that high.

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Take a look, it's in a book...

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Oh man! What an age of Super Babies we have upon us.

And now Zelda Rose has joined the world... who knows what powers she has yet to reveal.

Meanwhile, just got an update today on the first female Super Baby, Carina!

Apparently, having just turned 3, she is already reading on her own! And not just books with pictures- she is reading full chapter books! And she was caught the other day reading old notebooks of college notes that Elena had. Wow! Apparently she can also read cursive, a skill many modern teenagers are yet unable to do.

I've never heard of such literary prowess before, this explains why she's in the League! I wonder what she wants to learn and how fast she will be learning it!

She's still working on potty training though... hoo hoo hoo.

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Astrobaby

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Hey bears!

Carina continues to lead the pack of SuperBabies by showing unprecedented interest in unusual things for her age.

Apparently she is right now obsessed with PLANETS and the STARS. She has a tiny toy that projects a map of the Solar System and she sits for hours in the bathroom with the lights off looking at the cosmos from her projector. What is she looking for??

She is also very into ROBOTS and despite only seeing a brief clip of them she is very attached to R2D2 and C3PO, and now BB8. She has made R2D2 a bed in her room and tucks him in every night and reads him stories. What will happen when she meets Wall-E?

Anyhow, just wanted to keep the league posted on Carina's scientific passions.

Ash better keep up with the pack!

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Fifth Baby

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Hey you Super Baby guys,

The Bear Council has long been watching the exploits of this baby. At first we couldn't foresee if this baby would choose the Path of Good or turn to the Dark Side (like Kylo). But now the bears have decided he is traveling the Righteous Path of Fuzziness and Pancakes and the time has come to induct him into the League of Extraordinary Babies - making him the 5th baby inducted... Cool!

Maki the Super Baby

Parents: Ruth and a Kiwi
Secret Identity: Also Bob the Hunter
Catchphrase: "And now, the honey!"
Likes: Honey, Bugs, Lego Batmobiles
Loves: Miles
Special Abilities: Has the strength of 3 normal babies, worshiped by the Chinese

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The Golden Child

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I'm so pleased that Maki finally made it into the League of Extraordinary Babies!

It makes all my effort to get him through China worth it!

For posterity, we wanted to also mention some of Maki's recent funny moments at age 4.

* He thinks "famous" just means "really good" and refers to all his art and lego creations as "famous".

* He has a British accent like Peppa Pig! He says Mummy and Daddy! The recent news agrees. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/arti ... a-Pig.html

* He has an "Art Box" where he makes art from.

Lee and I are going to go tramping with him (that means backpacking in kiwi) at the end of March. Exciting!

I hope he says more funny things!

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Buttermilk update

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Here is an update on Super Baby #3 - it turns out the Snowy Bear from the original picture is named Buttermilk (like the pancake) and Buttermilk is still around! Buttermilk is presumably raising the Super Baby as a Yoda-like mentor and keeping her safe from any harm. And look how clean Buttermilk has stayed:

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Flopsy Mopsy

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I heard the other day that Zuckerberg has 2 babies and I was looking into it to see if either were worthy to join our league.

But instead I found that he has the most amazing dog!!

Look at this guy:

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He is so FLOPPY!

Here's some other great shots:
https://www.instagram.com/p/xUyExDQeZs/
https://www.instagram.com/p/qcCumMweYy/
https://www.instagram.com/p/JOdRusQeYf/
https://www.instagram.com/p/aw9oRSQec-/


And my personal favorite:

https://www.instagram.com/p/qCUcGaweRu/

I nominate this floppy dog to join the League!

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