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Schlop's coolness

Posted: Mon Oct 17, 2005 1:48 am
by Nibs
Nibs here. Schlop is pretty darn cool. I appreciate him taking me under his wing...er, fur, as it were... and hiring me to be his stenographer. I hope I can get some scraps out of the deal... specifically tuna scraps. I also hope this gives me a chance to interact with the clan of bears that live under that big arch that I've heard about. I hope they're friendly.

Schlop's pretty cool, I guess

Posted: Mon Oct 17, 2005 4:25 pm
by Petri
Hey Nibs. Schlop's pretty cool, I guess. That's cool he took you under his wing. Duddles did the same thing for me. So far I haven't gotten much scraps though. One time I found a raisin!

Uh oh, I think Duddles is looking for me - gotta go.

Petri?

Posted: Mon Oct 17, 2005 4:32 pm
by Duddles
Hullo. Have you guys seen Petri?

I'm looking for him.

Can Schlop make pancakes?

Posted: Mon Oct 17, 2005 4:44 pm
by DJ
I'm just not sure how cool Schlop is...

Can he make pancakes? If he can make a pancake I would say then he is very cool. Just send the pancakes in the mail when they are ready. Last time I had pancakes I had 50 pancakes. Can Schlop make 50 pancakes?

We'll see.

Re: Schlop's pretty cool, I guess

Posted: Mon Oct 17, 2005 5:42 pm
by DJ
Petri wrote: One time I found a raisin!
Hey, Petri - are you using that Raisin as your nose?

Hoo hoo.

Petri ate a turd

Posted: Mon Oct 17, 2005 8:38 pm
by Gulliver
Petri wrote:One time I found a raisin!
Dude, Petri are you sure that was a raisin? It might have been a turd!

turds

Posted: Mon Oct 17, 2005 8:41 pm
by Petri
Ha ha very funny guys.

Besides, Gulliver, we all know that you would know what a turd looks like - after all, your father was a poor turd farmer from the South!

new turd thread?

Posted: Mon Oct 17, 2005 8:46 pm
by Shnoodles
Geez, all this turd discussion - this thread is supposed to be whether Schlop is cool or not!

Let's move the turd discussion to a new thread.

Hullo Duddles & DJ

Posted: Tue Oct 18, 2005 1:21 am
by lee
Wow, it's great to see you guys again! You're looking GOOD. Where did you get such good pictures of yourselves. Do you have more pics for Schlop's gallery. I hear he needs some.

Petri is incredibly articulate. I had no idea Duddles has been tutoring him all this time.

Gulliver- LOVE the signature!

Anyhow- good job to your Cardinals tonight. Right on bears.

Parentage

Posted: Tue Oct 18, 2005 1:38 am
by Nibs
If Gulliver's father was a turd farmer... does that mean so was Schlop's father? Do they have the same father?

I'm also confused about my parentage.

Uh oh...Schlop's padding over here... gotta go

Too much syrup

Posted: Tue Oct 18, 2005 2:11 am
by PB
Dj- what the hell is a pancake technician?

Re: Parentage

Posted: Tue Oct 18, 2005 11:22 am
by Muffins
Nibs wrote:I'm also confused about my parentage.
Nibs! I am your FATHER!

posting only to get a higher rank

Posted: Wed Oct 19, 2005 2:44 am
by Nibs
This post knocks me up to cooler status- so there, suckers! Ha ha.

Re: Too much syrup

Posted: Thu Oct 20, 2005 1:24 am
by DJ
PB wrote:Dj- what the hell is a pancake technician?
A pancake technician is one who both eats pancakes and who can assemble pancakes from pancake ingredients.

I once ate 50 pancakes. Then I took a nap.

Do you know how to make pancakes?

Falling out?

Posted: Thu Oct 05, 2006 9:51 pm
by Muffins
Hey guys,

I just heard from Shnoodles who heard from Snuffles who heard through the beanvine that Lee is no longer interested in Schlop purple monkey snuffleupagus. I wonder what that means?