Moose in the House?

[lee]

I hear the Moose was sighted around these parts, but I haven't seen him. Did he leave any prints or moose droppings to let us know he was here?

Anyone know what he looks like?

[Rafiki]

I say, I've also heard a good deal about this lil feller.

I wonder if he'd be interested in joining my Cricket League.

I must rally with the troops on this one- Bring Forth the Moose! We cannot suffice ourselves to wait in this state much longer.

[Shnoodles]

Did he leave any prints or moose droppings to let us know he was here?

Please post in the turd thread if you are going to be talking about turds.

[Rafiki]

I must be permitted to add...

According to his profile, this Moose also finds himself residing in a Bookcase. In that case, perhaps he shares the same unquenchable thirst for knowledge that only I have known.

Come out and meet me, my dear educated, liberated companion. Join us.

[lee]

I'm not sure how much longer I can wait for that Moose to show up.

At this rate, he might be overhyped.

[Rafiki]

I say... I don't believe our Mammalian Moose Friend is actually able to speak with us. I do believe he is a silent observer of our hither and thither actions on these here forums.

Well, good day to you, young sir, if you are indeed out there.

[Nibs]

You know... I went all the way to St Louis (which is really far) and I never saw hide nor antler of that Moose guy.

I don't think he exists.