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Goober

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Wow- have you guys heard about this new bear named Goober? What do yu think of him?! Apparently he really likes cookies. I wonder where he's getting all these cookies. Man... I can't believe he's named Goober and he likes cookies.... it's like I've known him all my life....


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Goober's on First

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...from the mind of PB...


Dj: Why hello Duddles, I'm looking forward to dining with you tonight.

Duddles: Yes Dj, I'm also looking forward to an excellent dinner.

Dj: I hear there might be a guest at dinner as well?

Duddles: Ah yes, we will be having Goober join us

Dj: Ah, good sport, I love a good pot of Goobers. Especially when they are in season. But who will be joining us for the Goobers?

Duddles: Yes, Goober.

Dj: Ah, cheers to Goobers! That find food is such a delicacy. But our guest's name?

Duddles: Goober.

Dj: Right, right, but who will be eating with us?

Duddles: Goober.

Dj: I KNOW what we are having, chum, but I do not know the name of our guest.

Duddles: But I've told you his name.

Dj: Who's name?

Duddles: Goober's!

Dj: I know, my fuzzy friend. I'm starving too. But until they're ready, please tell me more about the guest.

Duddles: I like Goober. He's a good guy.

Dj: Who?

Duddles: Goober!

Dj: But what's the chap's name?

Duddles: Goober!

Dj: Confound it, Duddles, why can't you tell me his name! Well, fine who else is joining us?

Duddles: Pancakes!!

Dj: *shakes head and chuckles*

Duddles: Now where did Petri scamper off to.... I need him to check on goobers and pancakes....


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Goobers!

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Hoo hoo hoo.

Goobers.

Shnoobers.
Where's Petri?
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Goober box

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OMG.... the package.... it has arrived....


Oh man. I guess we'll wait until Lee gets home to open it....


It says he's from Bear St.... he came all the way from Bear St, wow. I think he's the first one who came directly shipped from there.... wow.

Ok...well I'll let you know when Lee gets home....and we open the box....
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....new bear being born....

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Oh ok... Lee is here now.... we can open the package...


Oh my gosh, she's getting scissors... be careful, don't hurt him!!!

Oh my gosh, she's cutting the tape....bending back the folds....


She's reaching in......and......and........
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OMG

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HA Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!!!!!


HA Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!!!!!



HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!



Oh man, I haven't laughed that hard in years!!! Thanks Goobs!
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Meeps?



--Schlop shakes head in amazement and confusion--
Meep Mop Moop
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ohdear

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OhGoshGuys, I mean...er....well....ha, it is kind of funny.....

But I mean, er, Hi Goober! (He can hear us, you know)


I mean, I think he can. Can he? Can you hear us?

Oh man, sorry we're laughing (giggle) it's just that... well... you see...

Heh, I mean, you're not quite....what we were expecting... in terms of.... well... I mean I'm little too.... but not quite so.... well... (giggle)... I mean, Welcome to the family.....
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hoolarious

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HOO HOO HOO HOOO HOOO HOOO


HOOO HOOO HOOO HOO HOOO SNARFSNARFSNARF

HOO HOOSNARF


Oh man, I wish PEACHES could see this.... HOO HOO

snarf snarf SNARF snarf hoo
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morsel of goober

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Face it, Nibs.

He's not little.... he's downright EDIBLE.

There is no way
That this bear
Could EVER
Eat a cookie.

It would take him his entire life.

You should just break off some crumbs from the next cookie and he'll freak out!!

His attached note that says "Let's make some Cookies" is bigger than he is.

We better be careful if we make cookies with him, he'll easily mix in with the chocolate chips and we'll eat him and never know it.

HA HA.... Seriously. Ha.
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Microbears from Outer Space

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Honestly I think he's half the size of mininibs....

Sneeches- don't touch him!! You'll snap off one of his arms!!

Nibs- go get that magnifying glass from the closet.... I think he might be looking at us....
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Poor Goober

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Poor little guy, I know what it can be like when you are such a small bear among such enormous other bears. It can be really intimidating. I hope that you guys will still take him under your paws and help him feel at home. Is there a giraffe he could ride on perhaps? Are there any hobbits he could make friends with? I know that really helped me a lot.
Care for a little Nibs?
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....guys?

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Um...er...

Has anyone actually SEEN Goober since we opened the package??
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gezundheit

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I believe we are now calling them "mini-Goober" and "Goober", ahem.

Anysneech, I was flossing my teeth tonight and the floss was stuck between two of my teeth. So I kept pulling and pulling and them POP- out shot, of all things, mini-Goober! So THATS where he's been....
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woot

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Heh- I just noticed that last one was my 100th post. Nice! Pretty good 100th post. :) Thanks MG!
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