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Goober
Posted: Sat Jan 13, 2007 11:36 am
by Nibs
Wow- have you guys heard about this new bear named Goober? What do yu think of him?! Apparently he really likes cookies. I wonder where he's getting all these cookies. Man... I can't believe he's named Goober and he likes cookies.... it's like I've known him all my life....
Goober's on First
Posted: Sat Jan 13, 2007 11:52 am
by PB
...from the mind of PB...
Dj: Why hello Duddles, I'm looking forward to dining with you tonight.
Duddles: Yes Dj, I'm also looking forward to an excellent dinner.
Dj: I hear there might be a guest at dinner as well?
Duddles: Ah yes, we will be having Goober join us
Dj: Ah, good sport, I love a good pot of Goobers. Especially when they are in season. But who will be joining us for the Goobers?
Duddles: Yes, Goober.
Dj: Ah, cheers to Goobers! That find food is such a delicacy. But our guest's name?
Duddles: Goober.
Dj: Right, right, but who will be eating with us?
Duddles: Goober.
Dj: I KNOW what we are having, chum, but I do not know the name of our guest.
Duddles: But I've told you his name.
Dj: Who's name?
Duddles: Goober's!
Dj: I know, my fuzzy friend. I'm starving too. But until they're ready, please tell me more about the guest.
Duddles: I like Goober. He's a good guy.
Dj: Who?
Duddles: Goober!
Dj: But what's the chap's name?
Duddles: Goober!
Dj: Confound it, Duddles, why can't you tell me his name! Well, fine who else is joining us?
Duddles: Pancakes!!
Dj: *shakes head and chuckles*
Duddles: Now where did Petri scamper off to.... I need him to check on goobers and pancakes....
THE END
Goobers!
Posted: Fri Jan 19, 2007 12:38 am
by Duddles
Hoo hoo hoo.
Goobers.
Shnoobers.
Goober box
Posted: Sat Jan 20, 2007 1:10 pm
by Nibs
OMG.... the package.... it has arrived....
Oh man. I guess we'll wait until Lee gets home to open it....
It says he's from Bear St.... he came all the way from Bear St, wow. I think he's the first one who came directly shipped from there.... wow.
Ok...well I'll let you know when Lee gets home....and we open the box....
....new bear being born....
Posted: Sat Jan 20, 2007 1:12 pm
by Nibs
Oh ok... Lee is here now.... we can open the package...
Oh my gosh, she's getting scissors... be careful, don't hurt him!!!
Oh my gosh, she's cutting the tape....bending back the folds....
She's reaching in......and......and........
OMG
Posted: Sat Jan 20, 2007 1:13 pm
by PB
HA Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!!!!!
HA Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!!!!!
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!
Oh man, I haven't laughed that hard in years!!! Thanks Goobs!
...
Posted: Sat Jan 20, 2007 1:15 pm
by Schlop
Meeps?
--Schlop shakes head in amazement and confusion--
ohdear
Posted: Sat Jan 20, 2007 1:17 pm
by Nibs
OhGoshGuys, I mean...er....well....ha, it is kind of funny.....
But I mean, er, Hi Goober! (He can hear us, you know)
I mean, I think he can. Can he? Can you hear us?
Oh man, sorry we're laughing (giggle) it's just that... well... you see...
Heh, I mean, you're not quite....what we were expecting... in terms of.... well... I mean I'm little too.... but not quite so.... well... (giggle)... I mean, Welcome to the family.....
hoolarious
Posted: Sat Jan 20, 2007 1:19 pm
by Sneeches
HOO HOO HOO HOOO HOOO HOOO
HOOO HOOO HOOO HOO HOOO SNARFSNARFSNARF
HOO HOOSNARF
Oh man, I wish PEACHES could see this.... HOO HOO
snarf snarf SNARF snarf hoo
morsel of goober
Posted: Sat Jan 20, 2007 1:22 pm
by PB
Face it, Nibs.
He's not little.... he's downright EDIBLE.
There is no way
That this bear
Could EVER
Eat a cookie.
It would take him his entire life.
You should just break off some crumbs from the next cookie and he'll freak out!!
His attached note that says "Let's make some Cookies" is bigger than he is.
We better be careful if we make cookies with him, he'll easily mix in with the chocolate chips and we'll eat him and never know it.
HA HA.... Seriously. Ha.
Microbears from Outer Space
Posted: Sat Jan 20, 2007 1:24 pm
by PB
Honestly I think he's half the size of mininibs....
Sneeches- don't touch him!! You'll snap off one of his arms!!
Nibs- go get that magnifying glass from the closet.... I think he might be looking at us....
Poor Goober
Posted: Mon Jan 22, 2007 11:54 am
by mini-nibs
Poor little guy, I know what it can be like when you are such a small bear among such enormous other bears. It can be really intimidating. I hope that you guys will still take him under your paws and help him feel at home. Is there a giraffe he could ride on perhaps? Are there any hobbits he could make friends with? I know that really helped me a lot.
....guys?
Posted: Wed Jan 24, 2007 8:30 pm
by Nibs
Um...er...
Has anyone actually SEEN Goober since we opened the package??
gezundheit
Posted: Fri Feb 02, 2007 2:33 am
by PB
I believe we are now calling them "mini-Goober" and "Goober", ahem.
Anysneech, I was flossing my teeth tonight and the floss was stuck between two of my teeth. So I kept pulling and pulling and them POP- out shot, of all things, mini-Goober! So THATS where he's been....
woot
Posted: Fri Feb 02, 2007 2:34 am
by PB
Heh- I just noticed that last one was my 100th post. Nice! Pretty good 100th post. :) Thanks MG!