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Hi PEACHES

I heard that they arent letting you use any HEAT over the WINTER this year! Oh nos!!

If you do some YOGA in the morning, that can WARM UP your CORE.

A HOT TEA in the middle of the day helps too!

Also don't underestimate the importance of HATS and MITTENS. I heard that lots of HEAT gets lost through your WRIST, so maybe some WRISTIES?

Also HOT SOUP!!!

I hope you don't get CHILLBLAINS, PEACHES!!! STAY WARM!!

WARM HUGS!!!

Hi SNEECHES!

Thanks so much for the helpful advice on how to stay warm during the winter. I am going to be following your plan - I will start each day with some hot yoga! Hopefully I won't get the ChillyBeans you warned about.

I heard that the Storm of the Decade is hitting California today. Oh dear! I am worried that you will get soggy bottoms but I know you are always so prepared... with you ark building... and sandbag stacking.

Let me know that you are okay Sneeches!

Hi PEACHES!!

I survived the STORM and it was good that I did because today I got a LETTER from you in the MAIL!

It wasn't from YOU exactly, it was from CARLY, but she said very nice things about ME and said that YOU had told her what to WRITE!!

She also drew PINK FLUFFY COTTON CANDY all over the LETTER perhaps inspired by your eloquent DESCRIPTION of ME!!!

That is SO COOL PEACHES!!! Thanks for sending me a GHOST-WRITTEN LETTER FROM CARLY!!

She also drew a PICTURE of me SNARFING in your EAR, HOO!!!

THANKS PEACHES! THAT IS SO COOL!

Hi PEACHES!!!

Last night, thanks to MINI NIBS, I got to see you on the screen for the FIRST TIME!!!

It's kind of like when those BLIND PEOPLE get the SURGERY where they SEE again. It felt like THAT!

You were really FAR AWAY and BLURRY and possibly NAPPING but it still was good to see some PEACH COLORED PIXELS and THINK OF YOU!!

I hope NEXT WEEK you will be AWAKE and we can see each other AGAIN!!

THANKS MINI NIBS!!!

Hi PEACHES!!!

I heard that yesterday a very POWERFUL BEAR named SCOTUS declared that we can get MARRIED in any of the 50 UNITED STATES!!!

That is so WONDERFUL!!!

I am so glad that bears of all kinds can marry OTHER BEARS of all kinds and share the same rights as those ONE BEARS who had the rights beforehand but now ALL BEARS have them!!

Hooray for EQUAL BEAR RIGHTS!!!

HUGS TO PEACHES!!!

Hi PEACHES!!

I hear you are looking for a ROOMMATE to help with unseasonably HIGH RENT this year.

I think I would be a very good CANDIDATE to live in PARK 44. I am CLEAN and DONT SMOKE and spend most of my time NAPPING.

I also would enjoy COOKING together, well mostly EATING together, and am a very good LISTENER.

We could also sometimes get AIRDOBAS together.

Please consider my APPLICATION. I have a good RENTAL HISTORY.

Thanks PEACHES!!!

SNEECHES I miss you!!!

I heard from Gulliver that maybe you were at the PLAYA. I am not sure where that is?! I hope you don't get DUSTY BOTTOMS!

Unfortunately I had to do a hard credit pull and it turned out your FICO was sub-par so we can't be roommates this year... maybe next year!

Hi PEACHES!!!!

Happy SCHLOPTOBER. I hope it is going well out there.

I sent you over some PETS as a CARE PACKAGE but I'm worried that they might have escaped their LOOSE PACKAGING and maybe now live in the BED?

I am worried that they will be MISUNDERSTOOD. They are very nice and mean NO HARM. Perhaps you can feed and give them some WATER? They are rather TINY.

Anyway, if you see them, tell them I said HULLO.

I miss you PEACHES!!! Sending BIG FUZZY HUGS!!!

Hi PEACHES

Um… well…. I….

Not sure how to ask this but….

Is there any chance you'd want to come and spend SNEECHMAS with me?? I could cover the airfare and you could stay here with me and we could cook FOODSTUFFS together?

It could be as long or as short as you WANTED, PEACHES.

Do you think this might be a GOOD YEAR for that?

Sneeches

Hi PEACHES!!!

Yesterday we acquired an ANCIENT TOME that all the bears seem so EXCITED about.

I assume it must hold many SECRETS that bears want to know.

I opened to a random PAGE to share one of the SECRETS with you so you can be FIRST to get the ANCIENT WISDOM.

Here is what I learned:

ORDER OF WINDRUNNERS: The first Order, following Jezrien, had the ability to bind Adhesion and Gravitation. Kaladin is an incipient Windrunner.

COOL! I hope one day I can become an INCIPIENT WINDRUNNER.

Then I can run over and give you more HUGS, PEACHES!!!

Have a GOOD DAY!

I was flipping through that book and saw that Sneeches was listed as an INSIPID WINDBREAKER

That would explain the smell

...WHO'S THERE?

Oh, hi PB. I didn't know you could HEAR ME on this CHANNEL.

I thought this was my PRIVATE channel with PEACHES. Does that mean OTHER BEARS can hear me TOO?

Oh dear. Hopefully I haven't said anything too EMBARRASSING.

It's ok though, I don't mind if everyone knows what I say to PEACHES because PEACHES is the most important BEAR to me.

Hi PEACHES!! Have fun with HUGGIN and MUGGIN this weekend!

Hi Sneeches - today Snuffles brought in the mail and he delivered the postcard you had sent me! I was so excited!

I hope your hoard of Milano cookies will last while Lee is away at Burning Schlop!

Thanks so much for sending POSTAL HUGS - you are the best Sneeches!

Hi Sneeches!!!

I just heard the best news that I will get to travel to Estes Park to spend Sneechmas with you in the snowy mountains!

Yay!!!

This is the best Sneechmas gift ever!

Hi PEACHES!!!

I can't wait to see you on SNEECHMAS DAY!!! I can't believe we get to spend SNEECHMAS together!!

I heard there might be some COOKING and perhaps PIES! Do you like the CRUST or the FILLING best, PEACHES? I'll eat whatever part you dont want!

I also hear there is a FIREPLACE and FUZZY BLANKETS and maybe even a TREE. What an elaborate SNEECHMAS.

Of course just being with PEACHES is all I need.

Can't wait to give you HUGS, PEACHES!