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lee
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Monkey Poem

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HAPPY MR MONKEY DAY TO ONE AND ALL

Here's a poem I wrote for today:

There once was a Monkey from England
Who had lots of friends he was seekin
He helped little Nibs
Kick the evil monkey in the ribs
And now he's a hero, i'm thinkin
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Wait... what?

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So Schlop has a baby who is a kindergarten teacher??? And he lives in Schlop's bean bag chair???

This is way too hard to believe!
Answer: This character studied medicine, "knowing it would be useful in long voyages"

Question: Who is Gulliver?
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Happy Mr. Monkey day to everybody!

Post by Mr. Monkey »

Thanks, everyone. Special thanks to Ms. Lee for the excellent poem (now on my fridge!), to Mr. Baby Schlop for passing on that awesome picture (where can I get that hat?), and to Mr. Gundy (I'd love to be your friend!). Most of all I hope Mr. Nibs is doing well and resting comfortably. Huzzah!
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....um....sir....

Post by Gundy »

Oh... Mr Monkey....


It's just that.... well.... you see....


Well...I made ....that hat for you.... Baby Schlop.... didn't make a hat.... it was me.... you see.... I spent quite a while on it.....oh dear.

But .... I'm glad you want....to be my friend. .... Yeah.... that'd be fun....
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Oh no!

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Ah, you see as an invertebrate monkey - it is just so easy to put one's foot in one's mouth! My sincere apologies to Mr. Gundy - indeed you did draw the hat, and a mighty fine hat it is. It was Mr. Baby Schlop who passed on those balloons. (I also noticed Mr. Schlop is holding a balloon today, could it be a Mr. Monkey balloon as well?) The excitement was just a bit too much for me, I do hope you accept my sincere apologies.

PS - I notice we might have a very similar brim size Mr. Gundy - maybe I could send you a few of my hats to see how they fit you?
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And another thing

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How is that Baby Schlop has never met Nibs yet he lives in Schlop's bean bag chair? Why wouldn't Schlop introduce Nibs to his children??
Answer: This character studied medicine, "knowing it would be useful in long voyages"

Question: Who is Gulliver?
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Do I Doubt YOUR occupation?

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Gulliver wrote:So Schlop has a baby who is a kindergarten teacher??? And he lives in Schlop's bean bag chair???
Hey Gulliver,

Just to clear up a few things... I'm pretty sure Schlop is not related to me, I have my OWN chair.... it's a BABY bean bag chair. And this is my second year teaching kindergarten.... it's been tough, but I really like working with the kids. Thanks for your support.

By the way, were you REALLY on Jeopardy?
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....apology accepted!

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Oh Mr Monkey.... hoo.... thanks.... a mighty fine hat?

D-d-do you really think so?

Shucks.

Hoo.... yeah... if you have any extra...hats... you don't like anymore.... I'd be happy....to try them on...

I can also...share them with Shnoodles! I know...he's a big fan too...

Thanks Mr Monkey!
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