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League of Extraordinary Babies

 
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Snuffles
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 15, 2017 8:22 am    Post subject: League of Extraordinary Babies Reply with quote

The future is full of peril, which is why us bears have been collecting a dossier for a league of babies with particular skills that we can then assemble into tomorrow's super team!

Our top baby is Ash!

Parents: Neil and Amanda
Distinguishing trait: Eyes contain the universe
Skills: World traveler, instagram trendsetter, talks to the animals
Superpower: Kwisatz Haderach child-prophet destined to unite the universe and lead us into the new age born of fire


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PostPosted: Wed Feb 15, 2017 9:33 am    Post subject: Hoo hoo Reply with quote

Babies smell
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Snuffles
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 15, 2017 9:33 am    Post subject: Yes Duddles some babies smell Reply with quote

But not these babies!
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 15, 2017 8:24 pm    Post subject: Baby two Reply with quote

We have recruited our second baby Sebastian. Sebastian is a talented baby with a lot of promise and is also a MacArthur genius baby.

Parents: Lin-Manuel Miranda and Vanessa
Likes: Cartoon trains, Tobillo the doggo
Abilities: He can write rhymes which you cannot write
Fun Fact: named after a Disney crab
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 24, 2017 12:23 pm    Post subject: Baby numero tres Reply with quote

I heard there is a new baby Carina - and guess what, this baby is a girl!

A she-baby!

Check the deets, y'all:

Parents: Elena (Snowy is the godbear)
Likes: Wordplay with prefixes and suffixes
Powers: Lexical prowess will let her uncover secrets of the Cosmos, also it is possible she will know Unix systems

Bonus: She has her own Snowy bear!


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PostPosted: Sun Apr 16, 2017 7:42 pm    Post subject: Baby the fourth Reply with quote

A new super baby has come to our attention. Please view this secret dossier:

Everest the Super Baby

Parents: Everest, George Lucas is your father
Destiny: To restore balance to the force
Special Abilities: Midichlorians are off the chart - over 20 thousand. Even Master Yoda doesn't have a midichlorian count that high.


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Nibs
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 14, 2017 10:51 am    Post subject: Take a look, it's in a book... Reply with quote

Oh man! What an age of Super Babies we have upon us.

And now Zelda Rose has joined the world... who knows what powers she has yet to reveal.

Meanwhile, just got an update today on the first female Super Baby, Carina!

Apparently, having just turned 3, she is already reading on her own! And not just books with pictures- she is reading full chapter books! And she was caught the other day reading old notebooks of college notes that Elena had. Wow! Apparently she can also read cursive, a skill many modern teenagers are yet unable to do.

I've never heard of such literary prowess before, this explains why she's in the League! I wonder what she wants to learn and how fast she will be learning it!

She's still working on potty training though... hoo hoo hoo.
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PostPosted: Sun Jan 07, 2018 1:09 pm    Post subject: Astrobaby Reply with quote

Hey bears!

Carina continues to lead the pack of SuperBabies by showing unprecedented interest in unusual things for her age.

Apparently she is right now obsessed with PLANETS and the STARS. She has a tiny toy that projects a map of the Solar System and she sits for hours in the bathroom with the lights off looking at the cosmos from her projector. What is she looking for??

She is also very into ROBOTS and despite only seeing a brief clip of them she is very attached to R2D2 and C3PO, and now BB8. She has made R2D2 a bed in her room and tucks him in every night and reads him stories. What will happen when she meets Wall-E?

Anyhow, just wanted to keep the league posted on Carina's scientific passions.

Ash better keep up with the pack!
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