Bad Astra

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PB
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Bad Astra

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Yo, I heard this movie was soooo bad...
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How bad was it?
Where's Petri?
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Oh dear, oh my.

Sorry to cause a commotion about this film. So embarrassed!

I just... well I... I mean... it was so strange... and not very good... but funny if you extract it out... and well, I just.... wanted to make a few jokes... is all....

Hopefully bears don't mind a few potential spoilers but not about any major plot points....

Which of the following happened in Bad Astra?
* Mad Max style car chase on the moon
* Rabid monkey kills entire spaceship
* Knife fight in zero gravity airlock chamber
* An astronaut swims through an underwater lake on Mars
* An astronaut climbs a rocket as its taking off, Mission Impossible-style
* An astronaut surfs through the rings of Neptune Legolas-style on a piece of space-debris


Anysneech... I know that list makes it sound potentially exciting, if any of those things happened, but it was truly very very boring and Lee and I decided to nap through the ending and had no regrets about it.

Best nap since we slept through Sleep No More.

Two paws down! Hard pass on Bad Astra!
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Whoa - that movie has all that? Sounds more like... rad Astra!

Maybe we need to designate a new bear film critic - since Nibs obviously doesn't appreciate quality cinema

I nominate DJ.
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