What is The Matrix?

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What is The Matrix?

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Hey you Neo guys,

Big news on the movie front - (I am trying to type as fast as I can to avoid Nibs scooping me) - there will be a 4th Matrix movie starring Neo and Trinity and directed by one of the Schlopchowskis.

So many questions:

What happened to the other Schlopchowski?

Is there a spoon?

Are landline phones still a thing for exiting the Matrix?
In the SHNOOD!

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Multitude of Schlops

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Hey you architect guys,

Matrix the Fourth will begin production next year - and I just found out that David Mitchell of Schlop Atlas fame helped write the screenplay. I know Gulliver and Lee will be excited about that!
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Haaaaave you met Neo?

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Hey you Merovingian guys,

I bet you will never guess who is joining the upcoming Schloptrix movie.

...

They got Neil Patrick - wait for it - Harris!

https://variety.com/2019/film/news/matr ... 203371790/

That's right - our good pal NPH (Go, Neil, Go!). I hope they will put in a big dance number in the middle of the movie!

This movie is certainly hitting a lot of our key points of interest on the Schlop forums. I bet next it will be revealed the plot will involve bunnies and pancakes and naps.
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Hey you Neo-philes,

Another exciting actor has signed up for Matrix the Fourth - Jonathan Groff who you might know as Melchior or as Kristoff or as King George the III has joined the cast.

Lee will be visiting him soon at Little Schlop of Horrors - maybe she can ask him what role he will be playing!
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Let the countdown... begin

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Hey you Kung Fu guys,

They have announced the release date for the Matrix the 4th and it is May 21, 2021 - which is only 526 days from now!

https://www.slashfilm.com/the-matrix-4-release-date/

It is also the same day as another 4th-part Keanu movie called Schlop Wick the 4th.

That is gonna be a very Keanu-filled weekend!
In the SHNOOD!

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Exciting news, Shnoodles!

Apparently Keanu is in town filming The Matrix 4 and he was spotted eating ice cream at the Baskin Robbins that is only 2.7 miles from where Schlop lives!

https://www.nbcbayarea.com/news/local/k ... a/2212432/

This is the closest a celebrity has ever come to Schlop's house except for that time Ash was hugging a mailbox only 1 mile away!

Bears will be on high alert to look out for Keanu in the weeks to come!

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Did he have a spoon?

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Wow Nibs that is a great scoop! I can't believe Keanu is hanging around your neighborhood and eating all your ice cream!

Maybe the casting director will spot you and decide that you would be perfect for the movie... you could be the next Babu Frik!
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Hi Shnoodles!

Wow, it seems Matrix 4 will be doing a lot of its filming in our area!

This article has uncovered that the movie is operating under the secret title of "Project Ice Cream." It will formally begin shooting in February, but seems like it might already be shooting!

https://www.sfgate.com/movies/article/M ... 885098.php

Apparently a friend of a friend of Lee's spotted Keanu 2 days ago at Montclair, which is where Lee and I go hiking in Redwood Regional Park a lot. And only 3.9 miles from the malm!

We bears will be on full-time Keanu and Matrix 4 lookout for the next few months and will keep Shnoodles appraised of any new scoops!

Pun intended!

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Hey you Matrixophiles,

Big news on the Project Ice Cream front!

First it was reported that Hugo Weaving won't be returning as Agent Schlop.

Then we found out Lee is in discussion to play a runner in the film!

This is amazing - can you guys imagine seeing Lee in the Matrix 4? Wow!
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Bears in the front row for the action

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We are all excited over hear as Matrix 4 gets ready to begin shooting.

Exciting to know there will be "simulated gunfire, pyrotechnics, helicopters flying under 500 feet"!

https://sfist.com/2020/01/24/matrix-4-s ... ras-in-sf/

Lee has also combed the casting calls and discovered one for a group of people who need to flee through the streets over and over. And another for police who can handle guns!

We also learned that only one of the Wachowski sisters is directing the movie, rather than the pair of them. Fascinating.

We'll keep you posted on any exciting cinematic action happening on the streets in the coming weeks!

Go Project Ice Cream!

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Scooooooooooped

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Oh! Shnoodles already scooped the Wachowski sister news a long time ago!

Credit to Shnoodles for the early scoop!

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Lights Camera Action!

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Hi Zion-fans,

Here's a cool map of where the helicopter flew on Sunday's night shoot:
https://sfist.com/2020/02/11/check-out- ... 2qM0mclWxk

And here's the article we already showed the bears with Keanu filming in North Beach: https://hoodline.com/2020/02/keanu-reev ... s-underway

So exciting!

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Whoa Lee's friend just posted this on Facebook:

"I just saw a Hydrascope camera rig on a giant truck. Whatever they're doing on Matrix 4, they're not messing around."

Oooooh.

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Interesting about the local star.

Most of the rest we knew though!

https://datebook.sfchronicle.com/movies ... RWf2q7gKM4

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There is no spoon

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