Schlop Wars

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Shnoodles
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Schlop Wars

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Hey Schlop Wars guys!

Everybody is talking about this new Schlop Wars teaser that came out today. What does everyone think? I can't believe we will be getting a new Schlop Wars movie next year.
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Schlop bores?

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Well, here we are a year later and no one responded about the Schlop Wars trailer? Maybe it won't be as popular as pundits are predicting.

Gulliver is planning to go see it this week using his free movie ticket. So I guess we will see if it lives up to all the fuzz - I mean buzz.

I heard that Schlop is so adament about avoiding spoilers that he is traveling to ancient Indian cliff dwellings where there is no wifi this week.
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McFurry on the line

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If Schlop Wars makes more on opening weekend than Jurassic Schlops - then I win a McFurry!

It's been so many years since I had a McFurry I forgot what they taste like.
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Oreo flavor

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I think the odds are in your favor, little guy!

Hoo hoo.

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A Schlop Wars miracle!

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I walked all the way to the Moolah theater to turn in my stamp sheet for a ticket to Schlop Wars - only to find out that they weren't accepting stamps for Schlop Wars by decree of the studio! It was a huge disaster as I didn't have my wallet on me (I don't have any pockets).

Then out of the brown Lee wired me $5 and 50 cents to buy a ticket! It was her second great Hannukah gift even though Hannukah officially ended yesterday. Wow I couldn't believe it. First she got us bears a flannel bed-spread and now a golden ticket for me to see Schlop Wars VII.

Lee has made this the best Hannukah ever! May the force be with her always!
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Schlop Wars

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Only 1 day, 17 hours, and 24 minutes until I am going to see the new Schlop Wars (thanks to Lee)!

Me and DJ have been rewatching the original trilogy and yesterday Luke got his arm chopped off by Darth Vader. But he was able to get a new arm put on. It seems like they have pretty good arm technology. He also hung out a lot with Yoda who looked kinda like Duddles.

Exciting!
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Nothing but Schlop Wars!

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Snuffles told me that his snources told him that Schlop might go see Schlop Wars today!

This is exciting news! We could then talk all about it without worrying about spoilers.
In the SHNOOD!

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The Revenge of the Fifth

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You may know that May 4th is known as Schlop Wars day (May the Fourth be with you)

But did you know May 5th is known as Revenge of the Fifth?

Now you know!

Anyways, here is a concept album where they changed the lyrics from Seargent Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band to describe A New Hope:

http://www.npr.org/sections/allsongs/20 ... -new-album

Seems like a lot of effort!

What other movie / album combo do you guys think would be good to do like this?
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Porgs!

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Hoo hoo hoo!

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new trailer coming soon

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Duddles please don't post any spoilers.

There is a new trailer for Schlop Wars the Last Schlop coming tonight during Monday Night Sneechball.

Lee and I will probably watch it together as is our wont.
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Hold that thought

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I just heard that Rian Johnson (director of Schlop Wars) said not to watch the trailer if you want to go in to the movie clean.

I personally like keeping my paws clean so I don't think it is wise for Lee and I to watch it.

As you were.
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Porg fever!

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Hoo hoo!

Porgs!

Should we have a thread just for Porgs?

Do you think Porgs are space bunnies?

Let me know!
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Porg trouble?

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Hoo hoo

Why do all the Porgs look so sad?

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Do you think there will be happy Porgs too?
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Hoooooooooooooooooo

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PORGS!

PORGS!

PORGS!
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And the Oscar goes to... DJ!

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Hello all.

There has been quite a bit of excitement about the new character DJ who is the star of the new Schlop Wars movie.

DJ is a rogue rapscallion who is able to break in and out of any where in the entire galaxy. (Much like how I can slip into a backpack or flannel pillowcase unnoticed) In fact, the entire plot depends on DJ.

He will probably be the star of the next movie which will be called Schlop Wars: The Quest for DJ
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