Mr Monkey!

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Mr Monkey!

Post by Snuffles »

Oh my gosh you guys, I just checked out this site that Lee sent me. It's this monkey and he has his own webpage, just like Schlop's but ten thousand times better!!!

Mr. Monkey is the coolest ever! What do you guys think?
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Mr. Monkey rules!

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Wow... I'm speechless. That is so awesome!

Did you guys see all the different places Mr Monkey has travelled too? Wow. And all the hats he has. It's amazing. He even rides a bicycle - and he's a freakin' monkey!

Frankly, I'm in awe... do you think he would be my friend?
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I love Mr Monkey!

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He is so funny! I love what he wrote about not having bones:

Invertebrate and proud of it
Bones just cause problems, you know. I've just watched my humans unable to get out of bed because their bones have locked. And bones break when you fall great distances. With internal organs of beans and kapok, a monkey like me is almost totally invulnerable to injury, and is always flexible, physically and mentally. That's why I'm glad to be boneless.


I'm going to ask Lee whether she thinks we can live with Mr Monkey in England. I want to meet his cat and his emu!
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Suspicious

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Hmmm, it seems that lots of people send smaller beans to live with Mr. Monkey. What is that about?

I think we better send Nibs to live with Mr. Monkey, just to be on the safe side.
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I'm confused...

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... where's his banana? Did he drop it??
Where's Petri?
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Meow

Post by PB »

Did you see Mr. Monkey's cat? Do you think it looks like Petri?
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Mr Monkey is Mr Lame

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Schlop says he certainly doesn't see what all the fuss is about. I mean, that's not even a REAL bicycle that monkey has... there's no such thing as a monkey-sized bicycle.... and Schlop could make fake pictures like that too if he wanted.

Schlop also says that if Mr Monkey's so great... where are his forums, eh?
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Riddle me monkey

Post by lee »

Schlop and I just did one of Mr Monkey's puzzles. They're pretty hard. We solved it in 10 minutes, 10 seconds. Can anyone beat that?

Schlop wants you all to know that he's still not so impressed with the monkey's site. Even if he does have puzzles and hats of many colors.
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What the???

Post by Pawn »

I have no idea what anyone's talking about. What is this Monkey? Where can I find him?
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Monkey Home

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Here you go, Pawn.

But Schlop says it's really not worth your time to go there.

http://www.houseoftheorangemonkey.co.uk/
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I vant to suck your banana blood

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Did you see that one of Mr Monkey's friends is Dave the Vampire Monkey. I'm scared of him....

http://www.dave-vamp-monk.tk/
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Nice Monkey

Post by Pawn »

I much prefer Mr. Monkey's other Monkey friend... who waves to me...

http://www.worldofmonkey.com/
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Monkey networking?

Post by lee »

Do you guys think we should write to Mr Monkey and see if he'll link to Schlop's site?
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No more Monkeys... jumping on the bed

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Schlop sees no need to bother the Monkey... he thinks we existed this long without knowing about Mr Monkey and it was probably for the best.
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Hats for bats...

Post by Rafiki »

Where do you suppose that fascinating furry creature acquired that menagerie of cranium covers?

Where dost one acquire that many hats?
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