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Hullo. I had the most exciting time recently! I spent the last several days in the close proximity with some penguin friends. They were so funny and we talked about a lot of stuff (and they kept me warm!). Normally polar bears (like me) and penguins (like them) are enemies in the wild, but here in captivity we got along great! Unfortunately yesterday I woke up and they were gone! Where did they go? Does anyone know them? Do you think they will post on the messageboards? I miss them.

I didn't trust those penguins at all. I think they had a hidden agenda.

I say good riddance!

Who wants yogurt raisins?

Hey look at these crazy penguins!

Whoa! Streaming penguin video! Nibs is gonna FREAK OUT if he ever comes back to running this place. Guess that's cooler than emoticons, shnoods.

Splash. Hoo hoo hoo. Splash. Hoo hoo. Splash.

It's very addictive.

No those aren't the penguins I was talking about at all. The ones I met were smaller and fuzzy too. I think one was named Petey the Penguin, but I am not sure.

Lee have you met these penguins I am talking about? Do you think they can post on the message boards? Do you know their names?

Hey Dudels is this the penguin gang you are whining about? They look pretty cool actually. And look at that cat - he has a duck. Isn't that crazy? I think it's crazy!

Look at this - Lee took a picture of me with the penguins when Schlop came to visit. This proves that the penguins were indeed my friends and that I was not lying (so there DJ!).

Look how cool they are! If you look closely you can even see Snuffles in the picture I think. I hope I can meet my penguin friends again. Maybe they will post on the forum?

Hoo I miss my old penguin friends... I wonder where they are?

But now Lee got me a new penguin friend!

She risked her life running into a burning building to rescue Gnocco and bring him home to the malm!

I can't wait to meet Gnocco and take a nap on him hoo hoo!