New Foods

Food is a very important topic on these forums. We now have a new category devoted entirely to it (including any and all muffins, pancakes, and pastries).
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Petri
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Magical Myster Schlopsicle

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I heard that Nibs discovered a new food that you can only find when flying high about the Pacific Ocean during the Witching Hour. Everyone else on the flight was asleep but Nibs woke up just in time to see an apparition in the form of a flight attendant walking down the aisle. The attendant gave Nibs a magical schlopsicle that was made from acai berries.

If only Duddles could have been there to have a lik...
Duddles' deeds be done.

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Food from the Dreaming

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Apparently Schlop had a dream this week about a new type of food.

It was dough shaped like the letter N. The outer dough was bagel-like but also a bit hollow inside, with slits. And inside was a nice mozzarella cheese and tomatoes and so it was a hot savory treat!

You could eat different parts of the N and it was all quite delicious.

New word on the street is that perhaps this food was maybe shaped like a Z but Schlop has neither confirmed nor denied that theory.

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Munchings and Crunchings

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Hoo there is so much food that has arrived and it keep arriving and every day there is a new box of foodstuffs and all the bears get to pick a foodstuff and now there is a penguin and we can all eat the foodstuffs

and it is like in Waterschlop Down when all the bunnies discover the flayrah and they get to eat and eat and silflay and I'm pretty sure nothing bad ever happens to the bunnies again because I felt asleep at that point

Hoo hoo!
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Pickle Schlop

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I heard Schlop got a pickle and is going to try to make chili with it in a slow cooker - I've never heard of pickled chili before!

I hope he will post the recipe and let us know how it turns out.
"You have no life... Writing about Smurfs... GO EAT A MUFFIN OR SOMETHING!"

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Trout

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I heard Schlop ate a trout!
"You have no life... Writing about Smurfs... GO EAT A MUFFIN OR SOMETHING!"

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Of Herbs and Stewed Rabbit

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Word on the streets (not that any of us are out on the streets due to the Delta variant) is that Dave will soon start phasing out eggs and replace them with FAT RABBITS

https://www.target.com/c/frozen-meals-e ... 9ma6?Nao=0!

Each rabbit has the protein levels of one dragon egg, even after it has been dipped in cold water!

We hope Dave enjoys this new delicacy. After all, there's only one way to eat a brace of conies!

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FAT RABBITS

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HOO HOO HOO!
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Moar rabbits

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Exciting times for bears of every kind!

Lee got a new job in January of 2022 and it has two perks:

1) It gives you $250 in DoorDash credits which the St Louis bears are using to acquire more Fat Rabbits! Hopefully they'll let us know what else they get too!

2) It give you $100 in PublicGoods credits which Lee has used to get lots of bear snacks for us, hoo hoo! Duddles even got some lemonade. I hear that next month Schlop might even get a robe!

Hoo hoo! Fuzzah for extra free foods all around!

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Cooking outside of the box

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Word on the bed is that Lee has ascended to a higher level of cooking skills and as such no longer needs a Blue Apron box at all - she is now able to create recipes all on her own!

I heard she made a pasta with tomato cream sauce and roasted bell peppers and capers and brocolli. Wow!
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