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Schlopacolypse

Posted: Mon Oct 26, 2020 3:15 pm
by PB
As if it wasn't bad enough we have a worldwide pox and troublesome fires to worry about, now there are Devil Winds causing us to have our power shut off.

When I heard the loud bang and everything went dark last night - I naturally assumed someone had fed Sneeches too many beans and his gas passing had knocked out the electrical grid. (We all remember Sneeches is the Insipid Windbreaker)

But it turns out it was just precautionary measures.

It sure would be nice to go a week without another natural disaster. All this chaos is really cutting into my chillaxin' time.