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Nibs
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A few bears were pointing out to me that sometimes good emails happen over in the gmail world and they will be lost forever unless they make it to the forums.

Schlop and I talked it over and we want to start a spot where we can save good emails for posterity. The highest compliment to an email.

So if you think one is particularly good, repost it here!
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January 3, 2019

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And so it was that Bandersneech day
Was also the day that PataPOUF delivered
But it was also the day that Lee got to go see Vienna
Which was also the day Nibs got his best ever score on the Mini
But Schlop didn't see any of this...
No....
Because he was in his room...
On the malm...
Taking a nap.

#thedaythesnaucerscame
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January 16, 2019

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What happened was just this.

The earth began to quake - the malm to shake and suddenly the covers started to unmake.
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March 24, 2016

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Dear Villanova,

What to say to you?
You have my eyes, you have your mother's name.

I'm dedicating every day to you
Kansas and Duke were never quite my style
When you win, you knock me out, I fall apart
And I thought I was so smart.

- Nibs
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January 17, 2019

Post by mini-nibs »

Dear Schlop,

It has recently come to my attention that you might not understand how much I value you.

Let me try to explain.

For over 25 years you have been the bear that I cuddle up with for naps, for sleeps, for comforting, and for just hanging out. You are the first bear I hug in the morning and the last bear I hug before I fall asleep.

I find as many opportunities as I can in a day to give you extra hugs and kisses.

Each day you amaze me by reaching new fuzziness levels and always amazing heat-retaining hugs.

Whenever I have to leave the house I calculate how many minutes before I can see Schlop again. When I am returning home to you I get so excited about being on my way back to hug Schlop.

To say that you spark joy is an epic understatement. You are a firehose of joy and love without whom I could not survive.

There is nothing you could ever do wrong and I will always unconditionally love you!

I will always do my best to provide you with fuzzy and soft blankets and pillows. And delicious toast and tuna snacks.

Please know that you are never in danger of being thrown off the malm.

Infinite hugs to you, Schlop!

HUGS!
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February 26, 2018

Post by Gulliver »

schlop's sched!

Mar 1-2 Totally tucked in malm
3-Mar Hang out in malm
4-Mar Acclimate to Lee not being in malm
5-Mar Explore outer reaches of malm
6-Mar Visit closet bears with ceremony
Mar 7, 8, 9 Private pillow to dresser
10-Mar Back to malm
11-Mar Fuzzy day
12-Mar Temple of water glasses Lee left behind, ceremony
13-Mar Afternoon at sacred toast pillow
14-Mar Personal day of naps
15-Mar Fuzzy ceremonies
16-Mar Exploration of malm
17-Mar Brunch with Stu
18-Mar Expedition to find hiding place of the secret Samoa stash
19-Mar Fuzzy day
20-Mar Train to high point of the malm
21-Mar Snacku Picchu
22-Mar Final day of the pillow city
23-Mar Untuck Sneeches
Mar 24 -25 Lee is back!
Answer: This character studied medicine, "knowing it would be useful in long voyages"

Question: Who is Gulliver?
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June 23, 2016

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Bears are so excited to see who you're gonna choose to go with you on the trip to Mom's
This morning they were discussing which bear you should pick
And it went a little something like this:

[BEAR ENSEMBLE]
The bear selection of June 24th!

[GULLIVER]
Yo, every action has an equal, opposite reaction
Schlop naps in the bed, I love the guy but he's in traction
Poor PB? He is missing in action. So now Lee's choosing from -

[PEACHES]
Sneeches! He's very attractive in the East - St Louis Bears like his chances

[GULLIVER]
He's not very forthcoming on any particular stances

[DJ]
Ask him a question: he SNARFs, he dances

[GULLIVER]
They say he's a PEACH-ophile but he doesn't even know where Peaches is

[SNUFFLES]
I like that Snowy bear, I could see Lee picking him
He seems approachable - like you could hit a bong with him!

[DUDDLES]
Yo, the bears are asking to hear my voice
For Lee is facing a difficult choice
And if you were to ask my which bear I'd promote... Schlop has my vote!

[BEAR ENSEMBLE]
Oh!

[DUDDLES]
I have never agreed with Schlop once
We have fought on like seventy-five different fronts
But when all is said and all is done
Schlop sends hugs to most everyone

[BEAR ENSEMBLE]
Oh!
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