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by Muffins
Mon Oct 04, 2021 1:37 pm
Forum: Other Bears
Topic: Bear News
Replies: 19
Views: 8783

Finally a way to weigh DJ

Scientists have developed a new way to measure the weight of bears - with lasers ! It all started when a bored scientist pointed a laser scanner at the butt of a fat bear named Otis: "I was like, 'Wow, I got a return — I can measure the butt of Otis here!'" he recalled with a chuckle. Scie...
by Muffins
Tue Aug 24, 2021 9:30 am
Forum: Q&A with Nibs (about Schlop)
Topic: New Dinosaur
Replies: 39
Views: 32666

Picky eater

Scientists have found out that the T. Rex was actually a picky eater with a sensitive palate In situations where food was plentiful, they may have used their sensitive snouts to eat the more nutritious parts of their prey This is similar how when snacks are plentiful Schlop will be more selective of...
by Muffins
Mon Aug 09, 2021 9:57 am
Forum: Literature
Topic: Books Lee and Gulliver read
Replies: 26
Views: 13296

Muffins are the key

Gulliver has been reading The Schlopless Sea and muffins are playing a very important part in the book! Zachary gets a book stolen from him when he goes to get a lemon muffin - not just any muffin but a quality muffin! (Dorian says a quality muffin is just a cupcake without frosting - but that is bl...
by Muffins
Sat Jul 17, 2021 6:01 pm
Forum: Other Bears
Topic: Bear News
Replies: 19
Views: 8783

Bear stuck in a bucket

There was a lady bear in Boulder that got her head stuck in a bucket! https://i.imgur.com/WPrD74P.jpeg Apparently the bear was trying to get some chicken feed when she got stuck in the bucket: “Bears want to spend the least amount of effort they can to get the most calories … which can lead to some ...
by Muffins
Sun Jun 13, 2021 2:06 pm
Forum: Motion Pictures
Topic: Marvel Movies
Replies: 22
Views: 9962

Muffinsaurus

Hey Shnoodles, good question.

I would go back to the time of the dinosaurs so I could see all the different dinos.

And maybe look for a Schlopasaurus
by Muffins
Mon May 10, 2021 3:24 pm
Forum: Food
Topic: Tuna
Replies: 10
Views: 14048

Tuna Tostada

I heard that the big new trend is to eat a tuna tostada with 5 scoops of mayo - they are calling it the cinco de mayo tuna tostada!

Schlop apparently overheard a zoom conversation about it and got so excited he popped right into view on Zoom!

Schlop sure does like his tuna!
by Muffins
Fri Apr 16, 2021 12:01 pm
Forum: Q&A with Nibs (about Schlop)
Topic: New Dinosaur
Replies: 39
Views: 32666

Porgs!

Oh wow wow wow.

A new porg dinosaur has been discovered!

https://gizmodo.com/adorable-porg-ptero ... 1846696801
by Muffins
Sat Apr 03, 2021 9:56 am
Forum: Food
Topic: New Foods
Replies: 73
Views: 62463

Trout

I heard Schlop ate a trout!
by Muffins
Thu Jan 21, 2021 2:30 pm
Forum: Q&A with Nibs (about Schlop)
Topic: New Dinosaur
Replies: 39
Views: 32666

Dino Butt!

I think Sneeches might enjoy this article - they've found the first preserved dinosaur butthole! https://www.livescience.com/first-dinosaur-butthole-found.html It's actually called a cloaca - which I think is also that chocolatey drink Schlop likes to have. They found it had special shading: Psittac...
by Muffins
Tue Dec 29, 2020 12:14 pm
Forum: Other Bears
Topic: Tech
Replies: 15
Views: 14659

Pick up your crumbs

I heard from Peaches who heard from Gulliver who heard from DJ who heard from mini-nibs who heard from Nibs that there has been a serious issue with bears spilling crumbs while browsing the forums! Apparently some of you guys (not naming names) have been eating snacks while browsing the forum and in...
by Muffins
Mon Dec 21, 2020 5:02 pm
Forum: Food
Topic: Soup
Replies: 10
Views: 11492

Then She Blended

I heard Lee is putting on a new Immersive theater show starring Sneeches and two giant Schlop-sized squashes. I heard she is going to blend fantasy and reality while making squash soup in the kitchen. If you go into the pantry you can eat rum bread while listening to records with Schlop. And if you ...
by Muffins
Wed Dec 02, 2020 3:47 pm
Forum: Television
Topic: The Good Lord Schlop
Replies: 0
Views: 1481

The Good Lord Schlop

We recently watched all 7 episodes of the Good Lord Schlop. It was basically about John Brown who was friends with the animals. He had a pet squirrel for 17 years who died. He also liked to talk to rabbits and turtles and preach the gospel to them. https://i.imgur.com/H3G9cDa.png Also Lee's personal...
by Muffins
Mon Sep 21, 2020 7:45 am
Forum: Q&A with Nibs (about Schlop)
Topic: New Dinosaur
Replies: 39
Views: 32666

Bunny-saurus

They found two new dinos in China that were like rabbits!

https://www.cnn.com/2020/09/20/us/dinos ... index.html

They had a snout shaped like a shovel which allowed them to dig burrows.

Kind of like how Schlop's snout allows him to be totally tucked!
by Muffins
Sat Sep 12, 2020 10:26 am
Forum: Food
Topic: New Foods
Replies: 73
Views: 62463

Pickle Schlop

I heard Schlop got a pickle and is going to try to make chili with it in a slow cooker - I've never heard of pickled chili before!

I hope he will post the recipe and let us know how it turns out.
by Muffins
Wed Aug 12, 2020 6:14 am
Forum: Q&A with Nibs (about Schlop)
Topic: New Dinosaur
Replies: 39
Views: 32666

New saurus

They found a new dinosaur and it is a relative to the BLT-Rex.

https://www.cnn.com/2020/08/12/uk/new-d ... index.html

It had hollow bones and was very delicate - similar to Duddles. I wonder if it died from being too active?