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Didja hear why Duddles had to go back for seconds at Schlopsgiving?

It's because he lost his stuffing!

PB'd!

4real Duddles I'm thankful you're such a good sport about all the jokes - you're an alright little goober.

What I like most about Lee is how she is an optimist...

By which I mean, she is a glass half-full kind of person...

By which I mean, she is always leaving half-full glasses of water around the room

Boom, PB'd!

Ouch.

Yeesh that is a lot of food you guys ate - no wonder the bathroom line was epic:



I heard once Peaches was done with the bathroom there was an unknown liquid all over the floor... gross.

Whoa - that movie has all that? Sounds more like... rad Astra!

Maybe we need to designate a new bear film critic - since Nibs obviously doesn't appreciate quality cinema

I nominate DJ.

Yo, I heard this movie was soooo bad...

Didja guys hear about the tree Lee saw when she went camping.

This tree was so old -

it knew Duddles when he had a nose!

PB'd!

It might take Petri a lifetime to eat all those Pistachios....

Did you nerds hear that in 30 minutes they are going to release the first image of a black hole? Well, I did some hacking and uncovered the picture - so prepare your minds to be blown by the first picture of a black hole - an object with so much mass that no light can escape and it can even eat star...

Sup y'all.

I know that sometimes I give Lee a hard time - but I have to say it was pretty cool when she took me along to Tomales Bay for the weekend.

She didn't have to do that - so the fact that she did... is pretty cool.

And I got a fly new scarf out of the deal.

So yeah - Lee is alright.

How many times will I have to post in this thread that neither Kevin Hart NOR Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson were in the classic 1995 movie called Jumanji.

They were in the sequel entitled Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle.

I expected better of you as a moderator, Nibs. Tsk-tsk.

I believe, Shnoodles, ahem, that Kevin Hart was in the SECOND Jumanji. Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle.

Please let us not tarnish the original Jumanji with his presence.

Jeez Louise - that giant Sneech almost scared the you-know-what out of me!

This is what I get for checking the New Arrivals thread before I've had my morning coffee.

If anyone needs me I'm gonna go wash my pants

Sup y'all, I heard that there is no TV at the BnB which really puts a damper on my enthusiasm. I don't know if I even want to come if I can't watch some vintage "Star Wars" from Lee's special server. But rumor has it Lee might be able to nab a projector. Now all we need is a large white su...

Uh, Shnoodles - are you sure that "Otis" isn't really a fake name for DJ? I substituted DJ's name into this quote and it fits a little too well: Consider the classic advice for how to photograph well: Sit up straight, lift your chin, don’t get too close to the camera. DJ does the opposit...