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Snuffles it seems you have made a common pancake mistake. Luckily I am a certified pancake technician and can set things straight. What you thought was a shot glass with an alcoholic beverage is actually a container for syrup. This syrup is then drizzled over a pancake. It's a very important step in...

Hello all. There has been quite a bit of excitement about the new character DJ who is the star of the new Schlop Wars movie. DJ is a rogue rapscallion who is able to break in and out of any where in the entire galaxy. (Much like how I can slip into a backpack or flannel pillowcase unnoticed) In fact...

Goodness! The other day I got shuffled into a new pillowcase... which I assumed was for the winter weather and possibly hibernation....but imagine my surprise when I popped out of the pillowcase into a Winter Wonderland! Apparently there's been a bear-swap and I took Peaches' place on the Sneechmas ...

For all bears who are staying in St Louis for the holidays...

You are hereby invited to a GREAT SNEECHMAS FEAST!!!

I will be cooking.

And serving nuts/sweets drizzled in honey.

No bear shall go hungry!

All are welcome!

Merry Sneechmas to All!

Dibs on that slice

As you are all aware I have been hankering for some Arby's ever since it came up in a mini crossword. Today being All Hallow's Sneech, Gulliver procured for me a coupon to try out a limited edition dessert treat from Arby's. I went to Arby's and presented my coupon where I was met with much amazemen...

I don't know much about Sportsball but it appears that Nibs' and Rafiki's favorite team The Dubs have won it all this year. Congrats to the Dubs. Although it seems a bit unfair they have so many good players. It would be like if all the super babies decided to band together - it would be unfair to t...

I meant to post this earlier in the year but I forgot. Oh well. I'm a bit disappointed that I didn't get to see more films in 2016. Here are the stats: I only saw 17 films and 4 of those were repeat viewings. I saw 8 new movies in theaters although I fell asleep during Schlop Trek Beyond. Surprising...

Everyone is buzzing about the big news this weekend about how Lee saw Wonder Sneech and that helped it break a new record with over 100 million. Congrats to Lee on her record breaking ticket. I also heard Sneeches might dress up as Wonder Sneech with arm bands that can deflect bullets and a lasso th...

Huh? Who is this? How did they know we would be watching The Amazing Sneech all the way back in the year 2006? Well, to answer your question Mr. Gundy (if that is a real bean) Lee and I have both watched the first 3 episodes and now there are 2 new episodes we are planning on watching soon. We are r...

A new super baby has come to our attention. Please view this secret dossier: Everest the Super Baby Parents : Everest, George Lucas is your father Destiny : To restore balance to the force Special Abilities : Midichlorians are off the chart - over 20 thousand. Even Master Yoda doesn't have a midichl...

Not too shabby Nibs. I was planning on making a food post just like yours but you seem to have done a fair job. You are forgetting the cinnamon toast we split at Trouble Cafe though. You did have 'toasts galore' but I think that deserves its own entry.

It has also come to my attention Schlop got a strange pizza the other week. Can you tell what ingredients were on this mini pizza? http://i.imgur.com/LHVY6ul.jpg Hover over to see the answer: Schlop says the pizza had mini pepperonis and mini sausages and mini mushrooms and green onions and diced to...

I heard that Schlop got some beignets. Don't know what these are? You are not alone. I have been told they can be used as a pillow (if you don't mind a dusting of powdered sugar on your fur when you wake up). Also I have been told they are hollow and you can live inside of them if you are able to ea...

Today was Pancake Day 2017.

It is also called Shrove Tuesday - don't ask my why.

I heard Lee celebrated by eating a scallion pancake. I don't know what that is but I am very excited Lee participated in this most holy of pancake days.