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Yesterday Nibs astonished the wordling world by solving the wordle in just two guesses - a feat many of us bears thought impossible! Rumor has it that Nibs has jacked into the wordle matrix and can now decipher wordles without even looking - and he also knows kung-fu! Congrats on the amazing achieve...

For Sneechmas we made a special Schlopardy game for the Forest Bears to play and they did quite well - the only misses were about the bear named Pancake (who DJ also thinks was quite forgettable) and Schmigadoon. Nibs really rocked the Hidden Elf category! Thanks for playing, Forest Bears! https://j...

Recently us bears discoverd a new word game called Wordle! It is kinda like Mastermind but with words (ask Duddles if you don't get the ref). Bears have only been playing for 3 days but already Nibs has set the record by solving a wordle in just 3 guesses Nibs went from STEAM to LATCH to BATON - ama...

Yesterday was the day all the sites went down on the net - we're talking your Sneechbooks, your SchlopsApp, your Nibstagrams. But amid the rubble of all the destroyed servers, one site remained standing strong - the Schlop site! Big respect to Nibs for keeping the forums operating thru all the turmo...

Yesterday Sneeches transcended into the flow state and demolished a Sunday puzzle in 30 minutes! The puzzle was all about the big dipper and the little dipper and Sneeches figured out certain positions were an X in one direction and an I in the other direction, and when you combine X and I you get a...

Yesterday we watched the Dune Trailer #2 (Official Main Trailer) and Sneeches came up with this SNARF-larious joke about Chani saying Nina's line from In the Schlops. Everyone was snarfing so much we had to pause the trailer and start over! Here is my photoschlop attempt at that moment: https://i.im...

Last week Sneeches embarked on a monumental task of solving an entire week of sneechwords where each sneechword held part of a meta-clue that you then had to solve for the final answer. It was quite an arduous challenge - but Sneeches showed undaunted courage and astonishing skill all along the way....

Hey cool post Muffins. I like that Porg Pterosaur since he is mini-sized like me Sinomacrops had the bearing and physique of a chicken nugget Since that little guy is so cool, I won't give you too hard of a time for posting about a pterosaur in the dinosaur thread even though pterosaurs are not dino...

Us bears like to play the NY Times Schlopping Bee each day where we don't rest until we get to the genius level, but so far we had never made it to Queen Bee (where you get every word).

But yesterday we got there!

It turns out Sneeches has a preternatural ability to solve Sunday Sneechwords (he often can solve them immediately just by the titles alone!) Yesterday an amazing moment happened where the clue was: Wolf (down) and Sneeches immediately shouted "SNARF!" At first no one believed this was rig...

Check out this amazing artwork Lee did of Nibs!

It is the most life-like portrayal of any bear yet captured!

Amazing!

Yo Duddles, check out this photoschlop I made of you in the clouds!

Deep learning neural nets are solving many of the toughest scientific problems - you may have heard about DeepMind's recent success with protein folding. Well, now they are being applied to the most important problem of all - identifying bears! I know we all have faced the difficulties of trying to ...

I know this thread is about the mini, but it turns out Sneeches & friends have also been doing the Maxi crosswords (I heard Sneeches especially likes puzzles with circles and clues about butts!) Well, yesterday there was an amazing display of crossword prowess when Lee & the bears solved the...

There is a new Microschlop Flight Simulator out and it uses Bing maps to have realistic buildings. You can even fly to Burning Schlop! https://i.imgur.com/mY7jPV5.png There was a funny thing where people noticed a giant 200 story obelisk towering over Melbourne - turns out a college student messed u...