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I heard Schlop's new bed had a mattress that wasn't up to Schlop's exacting standards so he sent for a new mattress to be delivered - and it turns out it is the softest and fuzziest mattress in the entire kingdom! https://i.imgur.com/IzusNkd.jpg Looks pretty good - but might I recommend Schlop try p...

I heard that Lee ventured to a bakery where she was able to trade the baker's wife a magic bean in exchange for scones! Three scones were given to the attic bears. One forged of lemon was given to PB, one of maple given to Shnoodles, and one of pumpkin given to Stu. But they were all of them deceive...

I heard that there was a shooting star which landed nearby in Schlop's forest and it turns out it is a strange new kind of bed and Lee used a wheelbarrow to bring it to Schlop's cabin just like how Nori pushed the Stranger in a wheelbarrow in the Lord of the Schlops!

I heard that Schlop is soft launching a rebrand of the Schlop site and it is now gonna be called SCHLOPSTAKOVICH in all uppercase!

I think it really adds lots of excitement to the site. I wonder if Sneeches came up with the idea?

I heard Nibs won a bet about Mt. McKinley and for a prize he got an instant smoothie that was a chocolate monkey dishwasher!

I heard that Duddles found a white fox in the forest who is a spirit fox that will take him on a journey into the bear afterlife where he will speak to Baby Hugs!

Lee and I finally managed to watch all 5 Jurassic Schlops and then Lee even went out and saw the 6th Jurassic Schlop although she had to take a nap during part of it. I will probably watch it when it comes out on streaming. It turns out there was a volcano on Jurassic Schlop that blew up the whole i...

I heard Lee has done such a great job at the new company that they decided to fire all the other Lees because Lee is the best Lee! Her boss was even shouting about how Lee is cool like wet spaghetti and is flexible like Michelle Obama, and that she is also good at landing planes - that's what I hear...

There is a new Jurassic Schlop movie coming out this summer and Lee proposed we watch all the earlier movies so we can be up to date on everything that is going on with these dinos. So far we have watched Jurassic Schlops 1-3. Lee and I were both pleasantly surprised with #3. In particular I liked t...

Hey Gulliver, I don't know anything about the socks rumor - but now I am hearing unverified rumblings that Lee made a miraculous guess which turned out to be exactly right and the prize is that Schlop will get a new pair of sneakers from Nibs Zealand with ALL the birds on them! Wow - can you imagine...

Lee recently took her talents to a new company, and already she has revolutionized their business model in amazing ways. I heard that she single-handedly reduced the time it takes to upload new videos from 48 hours to just 3 hours - which is an improvement of over 90%! It's no wonder the company is ...

Props to Lee who shared these cool photos of polar bears on an island that have moved in to abandoned homes.

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2022/ ... hoto-essay

I hope those bears have plenty of blankets!

Nibs, Nibs, Nibs.

You have plants right here in your kitchen, for example, that are poisonous. You picked them because they look pretty, but these are aggressive living things that have no idea what century they're living in and will defend themselves. Violently, if necessary.

Word on the bed is that Lee has ascended to a higher level of cooking skills and as such no longer needs a Blue Apron box at all - she is now able to create recipes all on her own!

I heard she made a pasta with tomato cream sauce and roasted bell peppers and capers and brocolli. Wow!

Lee is so cool! She takes care of a house of over 10 bears and keeps them all fed and warm with extra blankets - which isn't easy since some bears are particularly high maintenance. She even manages to make the time each day to send Schlop hugs in the morning and Schlop hugs at night before we go to...