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Uh, Shnoodles - are you sure that "Otis" isn't really a fake name for DJ? I substituted DJ's name into this quote and it fits a little too well: Consider the classic advice for how to photograph well: Sit up straight, lift your chin, don’t get too close to the camera. DJ does the opposit...

Whoo is H.R. Pickens?

Exactly!

And LeBron James is Gwangi

Really outrageous to hear about the yellow face acting going on at the Muny.

Good job Gulliver not supporting such a farce by attending.

Look who Nibs ran into at SFO:



Duddles why didn't you tell me you were in town?

#PBzing #DuddlesIsAPig

I heard Schlop was all about dem almonds and had nary a grape

One is the loneliest number that you'll ever know....

Yo, did you goobers hear the big news about Bears Ears getting smaller?

...but enough about Peaches and Sneeches!

Boosh, ya'll got PB'd!

Bro, is that even a carrot?

I swear Nibs leaves for Burning Schlop and these kinds of posts start popping up.

Pop pop.

Fizz Fizz.

Oh what a relief it is?

Have fun at the chicken farm, everybody. Too bad I can't go because of... that feather allergy I just got. I guess I will just have to spread out on Schlop's bed and try to enjoy myself while you fools get pecked at. I'm sure I will cry myself to sleep on top of Schlop's seven layers of blankets. I'...

Does he like waffles?

I don't know what's going on out there (nor do I want to) but there sure was quite a commotion last night.

Some of us bears in the closet are trying to sleep thank you very much!

Melt Duddles!