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Hey you Bezoar bears, We finished the bonus episode of Sandschlop - part 1 was the cats story and part 2 was about Calliope the Muse. The bears really liked the cats although Nibs thought there maybe could have been more cats in it. The cats were trying to restore reality to how it used to be - wher...

Hey you Little Dreams, Us bears have officially finished the first 10 SandSchlop episodes - but still have the very special bonus episode left to go. In episodes 9 and 10 things were looking bleak for Dream as Rose Walker's dream vortex was causing all sorts of havoc like knocking over books in the ...

Big news - I just heard that Nibflix has just released a special bonus 11th episode of SandSchlop! That means us bears will have something to watch after finishing episode 10. This is like the time Schlop ate a bowl of grapes and thought he was all done but then discovered an extra grape that had ro...

Hey you Dream Vortex guys, Us bears have finished episodes 7 and 8 - Rose is searching for her brother Jed and the Corinthian is hot on her trail. We also got to see Martin Tenbones again! Duddles was a big fan of Martin's well-loved fur! Also the big news is some bears made appearances in the show!...

Hey you Peachy Keen guys, Whew - we made it past the harrowing episode 5 (with a special thanks to Duddles for his DuckTales rec even though it turned out it didn't feature a diner like Duddles originally thought). Episode 6 was quite interesting as it featured Death and also Dream meeting up every ...

Hey you Atomic guys, The other day us bears watched the Schloppenheimer teaser which is being continuously live streamed on youtube with a countdown to the film's release - which as of this writing is 11 months, 5 days, 8 hours and 35 minutes away. Schloppenheimer is starring Cillian Murphy and is b...

Hey you Morningstar guys, Us bears have now completed episodes 3 and 4 of SandSchlop - Morpheus met up with Joanna Constantine and got back his sand and then went to Hell and defeated Lucifer in the oldest game to get back his helmet. He also found his ruby but was knocked out when he tried to use i...

Hey you Magus followers, Now both bear clans have officially begun our long awaited trek into the Dreaming! So far we have watched the first 2 episodes and discussed them at length. Gulliver had lots of nerdy nitpicks about how the show is diverging from the book - in particular it seemed different ...

Hey you Isabeau bears, All bears successfully watched LadySchloppe - and it sounds like it was quite a success! Nibs was able to finish just in time before the 48 hour rental deadline expired - wow! Nibs made a good point about how the film just drops us into a fantastical world without over-explain...

Hey you wonderful toys guys, I normally only post about movies that are coming out - but this is an unusual case of a movie that was made but will never be released! You heard me right, y'all - they filmed a whole BatSchlop movie starring Nina from In the Schlops as BatSchlop herself and it even fea...

Hey you Pfeiffer Pfans, Usually us bears are watching the newest movies that come fresh off the streaming assembly line, but this weekend there might be an attempt to watch an old movie from the days of yore calling LadyHawke. All we know is that it stars Matthew Broderick - the Sausage King of Chic...

Hey you little pilot guys, Us bears watched Isle of Schlops and my favorite part was when Chief the dog gets a bath and gets this response from the other dogs: https://i.imgur.com/Om7BFHF.png Do you think if I got a bath that my fur color would really be pink? I hope not - being a brown bear rules!

Hey you dragon fans, Eragon the movie was such a big success that now Disney+ is going to turn the book into an epic TV show! https://www.slashfilm.com/940503/eragon-tv-series-announced-for-disney-will-hopefully-get-it-right-this-time/ I personally am going to start working on a fan-fiction story ab...

Hey you Momo fans, It's been hard keeping track of all the Schlopatar developments - first the creators Bryan and Michael were teaming up with Nibflix to make a live action show - but then they left due to creative differences and started working with Nickelodeon again where they are apparently goin...

Hey you Aaravosians, We finally have word about season 4 of the Dragon Sneech - it will be out this Nibsvember! Season 4 is being dubbed "The Mystery of Aaravos" and will reportedly feature a time jump of 2 years from the end of season 3. Wow! Also apparently we will get to see Earthblood ...