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Hey you TV-aholics, There was quite a number of different television shows us bears were aiming to watch - but at the last minute the decision was made to binge Ted Schlopso since our Apple TV subscriptions are coming to imminent end. Ted Schlopso is about soccer so now seems like a good time to wat...

Sad news - team USA lost to the Netherlands by a score of 3-1 so they are now eliminated from the World Cup. I think I will be rooting now for Australia since they are called the Socceroos which is a pretty funny word. Hopefully team USA will do better in the next world cup since it will take place ...

Hey you Rex Igneous guys, All bears are have now finished season 4 of the Dragon Sneech. The gang found Rex Igneous and tried to give him their most prized possessions as gifts, but it turned out what he really wanted was a chocolate tart! But then Claudia showed up and played an ocarina that put ev...

Hey you Rohirrimians, We have now completed The Two Schlops and are about to beginning the final movie in the trilogy - the Return of the Schlop! Lee pointed out how when the Ents broke the dam to flood Isengard it was similar to how Adar flooded the tunnels to create Mount Doom - she is so percepti...

Team USA pulled out the victory - and it was thanks to a goal from Christian Pulisic just like I predicted! Although it was in the 38th minute and not the 73rd minute - I guess I need to adjust the clock on my crystal ball. Christian scored the goal but in the process took a knee to the groin - hope...

Hey you soccer hoo hoo-ligans, Did you guys know the World Cup has started? There seems to be less excitement about it this time, maybe because it is being held in Qatar which is a lot like the desert planet Arrakis. Anyshnood, today team USA is playing a pivotal match against Iran - USA has to win ...

Hey you Bears of the Mark, We are currently working our way through the Two Towers and got to a funny scene where Eowin made stew for Aragorn but it wasn't very tasty and Aragorn had to pretend to like it. Then Lee told us how lots of memes have been made about the stew and there was much snarfing a...

Hey you pillow benders, They have announced a date for the upcoming Schlopatar movie - it will be Schloptober 10th, 2025. This is only 1,064 days away - so make sure to reserve your tickets today! Apparently the movie will be a blend of 2D and computer animation and it will be about Aang - but we st...

Hey you Shnoodsters, They have announced that there will actually be a host for the Schlopscars next year - it will be Jimmy Kimmel for the 3rd time. Hopefully he can keep order and make sure no actors try to bum rush the stage this time. The Schlopscars will be on March 12th so be sure to clear you...

Hey you Annatar-stans, Sorry that I dropped off with my episode recaps - the disruption was because Nibs and Sneeches and Duddles were called away to rescue the St Louis bears much like how the Numenorians sailed off to save the Southlanders, but at least this time it didn't end in Mt Doom exploding...

Hey you Shapers of Fuzz, This just in - Netflix has seen how big of a hit Sandschlop was with us bears and has announced that the show will continue with another season! https://twitter.com/neilhimself/status/1587961504455831552 Congrats on all bears for keeping hope alive! I can't wait to see what ...

Hey you Numenorians, All bears have now caught up with episode 3 and we got to discuss it last night! Not too much happened plot-wise - I guess the big thing was Galadriel went to a lore library and found out that the mark of Sauron is actually a map to Mordor. Also the Southland elves tried unsucce...

Hey you Durin guys, Yesterday we talked all about the first 2 episodes The Schlops of Power and I'm happy to report that us bears are enjoying the show so far! Nibs made two big breakthroughs - he noticed Galadrial's paper boat became a swan which matches her swan boat in the PJ movies, and he also ...

Hey you Harfootians, I have been working hard to avoid any spoilers of this new LotR show until Lee gets home from Burning Schlop. But the other day I did have a dream where David Bowie from Labyrinth started talking to me about the show - also Duddles was there too. The dream went a little somethin...

Hey you Galadriel groupies, Wow, I didn't realize I started this thread 5 years ago and now the The Lord of the Schlops: The Schlops of Power is going to air in just 8 days! Us bears have watched a plethora of trailers - some bears think it might be a bit too self-serious and full of portentous pomp...