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Hey guys - sorry for the delay with getting the forum emailer up and running! I know how important the forum is for us bears to stay connected. Hopefully the forum checker will work okay now. I heard Nibs had a feature request to check each topic for new posts instead of just each forum - so I will ...

OMG - this morning I noticed my forum bot was down and when I tried to go to the forums it was just a blank page where the forums used to be. I started to panic that the entire forums were gone! Luckily Nibs saved the day by getting the Time Stone and traveling back in time to restore the forums bef...

I heard that the Animated Short called Bear Love was so inspiring that Lee groomed the white bears and also Nibs and now his fuzz has been replenished, congrats big Nibs!

Lee rules!

Even though I am usually too little to give hugs, Lee helped me be a part of a big group hug over Sneechmas and it was the best moment of my life!



Hugs to Lee!

Yesterday Lee helped us with the nytimes spelling bee puzzle (buzz buzz) and she helped us get to Genius level by finding CUDDLY and CYCLIC.

Thanks Lee!

I just wanted to intervene before this lizard / dinosaur debate gets too heated - and inform everyone that the blue creature being discussed is actually a salamander. At first glance salamanders appear to be a type of lizard. However, this is not true. Salamanders are their own distinct group of ani...

Hey Big Nibs, I finally crunched those mini numbers - sorry it took so long (it was hard to get computer time once DJ discovered the Great British Bake Off on Nibflix). Here are the overall stats as of August 10th, 2019: https://i.imgur.com/5On1dwC.png You have gotten better each year! ... or maybe ...

Nibs is off on a spiritual journey in the Redwood forests - I figured while he is away I could keep track of all the pop culture ephemera that happens while he is venturing on the astral plane. Then when he returns to the hustle and bustle of malm life he can be all caught up on everything. Thursday...

Here's a video about some bears that get invited to a party but they decide to just stay in the malm and watch Nibflix.

This video depicts the eating of Schlopcorn, so Schlop discretion is advised

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yLvwwwm1gUg

It's okay Duddles, the site was down briefly for maintenance but now it is up and running smooth as a sneech again!

Props to Nibs and his boys in the back room for keeping the Schlop site chugging along.

Dear Schlop, It has recently come to my attention that you might not understand how much I value you. Let me try to explain. For over 25 years you have been the bear that I cuddle up with for naps, for sleeps, for comforting, and for just hanging out. You are the first bear I hug in the morning and ...

Speaking of funny people singing Les Nibs - this is a favorite of us bears... Diner Lobster!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pj-D0jc17D0

Lee came to visit and we got to do a ton of crosswords together in person - thanks to Lee who has a nytimes subscription.

It was a blast! We were dominating the Monday puzzles.

Yay!

It has come to my attention that the puzzle I solved in 13 seconds had 2 less letters than Nibs' record puzzle.

By my calculations, I average 1.62 letters per second (lps) while Nibs averaged 1.64 lps.

Therefore Nibs is still the fastest mini solver in the land!

I can't believe I bested Nibs' amazing 14 second record that has lasted all the way from May!

I think I was inspired by going against Nibs on skype and that brought my mini game to a whole new level.

Now the race is on for 12 seconds!