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Hey you Fuzzy Things, The 2024 Schlopscar noms are out! Check 'em out here: https://www.cnn.com/2024/01/23/entertainment/oscar-nominations-2024/index.html I am still waking up so I haven't been able to fully analyze the noms, but I am excited to see Elemental nominated and also a song from American ...

Hey you jammy bears, I found some fun Paddington news to tide us over as we await the 3rd Paddington film which is coming in January 2025. Somebody has been photoschlopping Paddington into different movie pictures each day - and they have almost been going for 1000 days straight! That is quite some ...

Hey you Team Funsters, An incredible rumor has reached me - that Lee is going to get to meet Floyd from Team Fun tonight and also eat a mysterious nutty desert - wow! This could be the biggest celebrity Lee has met since Jennifer Aniston! I can't wait to hear all about it in this thread - thanks Gun...

Hey you Space Paranoids, Us bears recently watched Tron the original from 1982! Lee is planning to go to a Tron Convention so we were helping her do some research on designing a cool Tron costume to wear. Some bears previously watched Tron but had forgotten most of what happened so it was fun to cat...

Hey you Time Slippers, Loki and Mobius are back for Season 2 and us bears are along for the journey! So far we have watched the first episode - Loki was having trouble with Time Slipping but thanks to the dad from EverySchlop Everywhere all at Once he was able to stop it. Some St Louis bears with le...

Hey you Schlopavos guys, Us bears have now finished season 5 of The Dragon Sneech! It was quite an exciting season - our heroes were trying to find the prison of Schlopavos before Claudia could get there. Along the way they rescued three glow toad babies from an evil pirate named Hat, Sneezles, and ...

Hey you Zendaya fans, I know everyone had made room in their schedules for Dune 2 to come out in Schloptober 2023 - but due to the writer's strike it has now been delayed until March 15 of 2024 (the Ides of Schlop). I know how excited everyone is about seeing Dune 2 - I bet Schlop is curious to scop...

Hey you soccer hoo-ligans,

Congrats to DJ and Spain for winning the women's World Cup for 2023! Sneeches and England came in second, and Peaches and Sweden came in third.

I'll see you guys in 4 years for the next women's World Cup. Hopefully DJ will get his McFlurry by then!

Hey you world cup fans, The finals are set - England and Spain will play on Sunday to determine whether DJ or Sneeches will win the coveted McFlurry! The semifinal games were exciting with lots of goals but unfortunately Sweden and Australia came up short. Remember to set your alarms for 5 am on Sun...

Hey you Matilda fans,

We are now down to just 4 bears left!

DJ will take on Peaches in a battle of Spain vs Sweden, and Gulliver will take on Sneeches in a battle of Australia vs England.

Is it possible it will all come down to an epic battle of Peaches vs Sneeches? Check back here to find out!

Hey you soccer bears, The time has come for another World Cup Shnood! This time 8 bears had a draft and here is how it went down: Schlop: Japan Peaches: Sweden Sneeches: England DJ: Spain Duddles: the Netherlands Gulliver: Australia Nibs: Colombia Muffins: France It was quite a shocker to see Peache...

Hey you Royco fans, I heard that the St Louis bears just now finished the final episode of Schlopcession - and it turns out Tom became the new CEO of Waystar Royco which means Peaches wins the bet! Wow, congrats Peaches. Some bears might argue that it is a hollow victory since Tom will just be a pup...

Hey you Dreamers, They have officially started filming episodes for season 2 of Sandschlop! It appears they were filming a scene on a beach which makes sense because the show is called Sandschlop after all: https://www.whats-on-netflix.com/news/the-sandman-season-2-gets-filming-update-and-how-the-wg...

Hey you water guys, Well, us bears did it! We successfully watched both the original Schlopatar and then the new Schlopatar which was even longer than the first. The original Schlopatar definitely holds up but some bears had mixed feeling about the second Schlopatar. Nibs was annoyed by how many alm...

Hey you Na'vi guys, Word on the bed is that the second Schlopatar (not the Pabu one, Duddles) is coming to Disney+ on Wednesday! This movie set all the box office records but us bears were too reluctant to leave our friendly bed confines to see it in theaters - but now we can watch from the comfort ...