www.schlopstakovich.com

Hey Lee - good job on reaching another birthday. I think you are great - even though you never did bring those mini-muffins you kept talking about. Are you going to get some mini-muffins for your birthday today? I hope they are good.

DJ - this whole pancakes/muffins thing exists only in your mind . You do realize it is okay for bears to eat both pancakes and muffins and be perfectly happy (I know I would be). There is no need to pick one over the other. But I too am eagerly awaiting Schlop's opening statement. And if he does cho...

That was a long post. Could you post the mp3?

Hello fellow muffin enthusiasts! I just read the Wikipedia entry on muffins - I know that you're thinking 'Hey Muffins, how could there be any muffins knowledge that you don't already know?' - but it's true, even I learned a lot! Check out some interesting factoids: The rising market for gourmet sna...

Your darn tootin' I'm interesting in cupcakes! 24 cupcakes - that's a lot. It sounds delicious (although I could do without the cherry frosting - bleccccch). I knew that everyone would enjoy them too, since when you get right down to it - what is a cupcake but really a muffin with frosting? (It's de...

Wow - you saw all 3 hours, that's amazing! On a scale of bran muffin to cranberry muffin what would you give it? What was the last line of the movie?

Also, did you happen to have a SNACK ATTACK before seeing the film?

I couldn't read it all. Could you have Nibs post the song on Schlop's website. Schlop should have a weekly mp3!

That sounds pretty good. Do you think I should worry about the spritzes getting on my nose? What about my eyes? Perhaps I should wear some goggles.

Ok, I'll try it and report back!

Top of the muffin to ya!

1. Mini-muffins

2. Nose-film covering operation

3. Cure me of static-electricity

4. Peace on earth and goodwill to all beans

Hey guys, ever since that last bath, I've noticed that my fur has been unusually staticy. I'm shooting out so many electric shocks that it looks like the scene when Frankenstein comes to life! I think Lee was a little scared of me when she came to visit because I might electroshock her. Nibs, do you...

Wait, wait, wait, wait. What's this about muffins and cholesterol? If this cholesterol is bad, then muffins definitely don't have any of it. I know these things, there is nothing bad about muffins at all . But if Lee did eat too many muffins to fast - this can cause muffinaches (it's true) but that ...

DJ - I heard that puffin is shaped like a muffin. True?

Hey guys - it turns out I only lost the outer film on my nose - and Lee says it is all part of the natural muffins aging process. Phew!

Recently Lee and Schlop were here, there was such a hubbub I forgot to ask about those mini-muffins. Did we get those? I'll keep looking around for Petri.

Wow I never knew there were so many muffin afficianados in the house! All this support has really brightened my outlook!

Keep on muffinin', fellows!