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by Petri
Tue Nov 15, 2005 4:33 pm
Forum: Other Bears
Topic: Duddles
Replies: 70
Views: 69839

Takes one to know one

It's true - I could smell malevolant odors wafting outwards from Schlop's mangy pits. I almost passed out.

But look who is in your picture Gulliver - ME! I'm beginning to suspect these pictures might have been taken during one of our rare group outings. A picnic perhaps?
by Petri
Mon Nov 14, 2005 12:21 am
Forum: Other Bears
Topic: Big Blue Bear
Replies: 10
Views: 13189

Aaaaaaagh!

That giant bear is going to devour us all! Is he looking in our window to eat us? I must protect Duddles!

Yearrrrrrgh!
by Petri
Sun Nov 13, 2005 7:09 pm
Forum: Food
Topic: Muffins
Replies: 54
Views: 65250

Mini-muffins

I have heard that there exist such things as mini-muffins. Is this true? I think I might like to try one of these! Can Lee get them when she comes to visit? I would like one mini-muffin please.
by Petri
Sat Nov 12, 2005 1:50 pm
Forum: Other Bears
Topic: Fuzzy or Furry?
Replies: 9
Views: 9851

Inappropriate topic

I don't feel comfortable answering such a question in this manner. This topic is inappropriate and discriminatory.
by Petri
Thu Nov 10, 2005 3:20 pm
Forum: How cool is Schlop
Topic: Bunny Spotting
Replies: 102
Views: 100927

Bunny follow-up

Hi guys. I've been doing some more research for Duddles' thesis and came across a follow-up to what DJ was referring to about the Buffy character who is afraid of bunnies. Get this - her name is Anya and she is a 1120-year-old demon with an unexplained fear of bunnies! In the episode 'Once more with...
by Petri
Mon Nov 07, 2005 4:16 pm
Forum: How cool is Schlop
Topic: Bunny Spotting
Replies: 102
Views: 100927

The Attack of the Swamp Bunny

Hi all bunny spotting enthusiasts! Lately I have been doing a lot of bunny spotting research for Duddles in preparation for his Bunny Spotting thesis. I came across quite a wild bunny spot that occured in 1979! President Jimmy Carter was on a boat on his pond when a Swamp Rabbit approached him and t...
by Petri
Sat Nov 05, 2005 3:34 pm
Forum: Other Bears
Topic: Build a fjord for Lee!
Replies: 117
Views: 97771

Where's Lee?

All my emails I've been sending to Lee keep getting bounced back. I even sent an email to Schlop @ schlopstakovich but that was bounced back too. What's happened? I think Schlop probably fried the servers when he was trying to play that new Age of Empires: Age of Schlops or perhaps that new PS2 game...
by Petri
Sat Oct 29, 2005 8:45 pm
Forum: Other Bears
Topic: What do you cure?
Replies: 22
Views: 32786

Demon Slayer

I help keep you safe from your darkest demons. Just keep me nearby (I can fit snuggly in a pocket) and will ward off most troublesome demons that are looking to cause trouble. I can also use my Slayer powers to defeat particularly evil demons. Just keep me nearby and you will be safe! Also I help wi...
by Petri
Thu Oct 27, 2005 1:42 am
Forum: Other Bears
Topic: New Threads
Replies: 7
Views: 7559

Nibs is teh n00bz0r

Hey Nibs - these new threads are freakin' awesome! Usually when I hear people talk about new threads, they are talking about clothing textiles. But now we are using them to talk about food and other bears - my how the tables have turned! I can't wait to go post in the food thread. Do you think Schlo...
by Petri
Wed Oct 26, 2005 9:32 am
Forum: How cool is Schlop
Topic: Snickets
Replies: 5
Views: 10809

Snickets

What Snicket started, we must finish! This is a story started by DJ's favorite author - Lemony Snicket. But it is unfinished, and now we must help finish it in the most nontedious manner possible. I'm no good at stories, but I think if we all work together we can make magic happen. You know, with al...
by Petri
Sat Oct 22, 2005 10:10 pm
Forum: How cool is Schlop
Topic: What do you think of Schlop's Website?
Replies: 33
Views: 41921

Nibs - learn to spell!

Nibs - there is an egregious mispelling on Schlop's main page! It is spelled Julius Caesar - tut tut.
by Petri
Thu Oct 20, 2005 1:45 am
Forum: How cool is Schlop
Topic: Schlop's Static-Tail String
Replies: 10
Views: 15062

Re: meep moop mop

lee wrote:Duddles, YOURE NOT AN ANT.

You might be more like a Queen Bee who sends her minions (Petri) out to find her food and bring it back.
Actually, this is true. I like to do waggle dances to indicate where the food is.

waggle waggle

waggle waggle
by Petri
Mon Oct 17, 2005 8:41 pm
Forum: How cool is Schlop
Topic: Schlop's coolness
Replies: 34
Views: 47945

turds

Ha ha very funny guys.

Besides, Gulliver, we all know that you would know what a turd looks like - after all, your father was a poor turd farmer from the South!
by Petri
Mon Oct 17, 2005 4:25 pm
Forum: How cool is Schlop
Topic: Schlop's coolness
Replies: 34
Views: 47945

Schlop's pretty cool, I guess

Hey Nibs. Schlop's pretty cool, I guess. That's cool he took you under his wing. Duddles did the same thing for me. So far I haven't gotten much scraps though. One time I found a raisin!

Uh oh, I think Duddles is looking for me - gotta go.
by Petri
Mon Oct 17, 2005 4:19 pm
Forum: Q&A with Nibs (about Schlop)
Topic: What the dilly?
Replies: 6
Views: 11654

Petri here

No kidding Shnoods! I'm a small guy, and even I couldn't fit for this profile pic. What's up with that? Yet somehow Nibs fits with room to spare? This is some kind of gip.

And what is that picture of Piss bear's? Is that a lemonade? That bear is so silly.