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HI PEACHES!!!! I am VERY EXCITED to SEE YOU in a WEEK !!! I hear that you are arriving a DAY BEFORE me. Oh my! PEACHES , can you maybe TEST OUT THE BEDS before I arrive and SAVE ME A FLUFFY ONE ? I'm hoping for a bed that is not TOO SOFT but also not OVERSTUFFED . Also one that is NEAR YOU! PEACHES...

HI PEACHES!!!! In a LETTER I received from you two weeks ago I noticed a COMMA in the middle of a PHRASE It changed the MEANING , did you INTEND this One STROKE and you've CONSUMED my WAKING DAYS , it says MY DEAREST, SNEECHES With a COMMA after DEAREST , you've written MY DEAREST, SNEECHES Anyway,...

HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!!!

From me and PEACHES!!!!

HI PEACHES !!! Oh dear! I heard there was a GIANT CLOG in your BEAR CAVE , PEACHES ! Have you tried using a PLUNGER ? Sometimes a SERIES OF LITTLE PLUNGES can help remove a GIANT CLOG, PEACHES . Also sometimes a few BIG PLUNGES can remove the GIANT CLOG . Be sure to put down some PLASTIC SHEETS in ...

I appreciate Dave because he takes such good care of PEACHES!! ! He feeds PEACHES the kibbles that make his FUR the SHINIEST and SOFTEST . And he always delivers my LETTERS to PEACHES and helps PEACHES READ THEM and then sometimes takes PICTURES of PEACHES with my LETTERS and sometimes PEACHES is we...

Hi PEACHES!!!! Sending fuzzy SATURDAY HUGS to you! I hear today you are going with an ENVOY to meet the new baby CHEETOS PUFFS! Be careful, PEACHES! You might get CHEETOS DUST on your PAWS !! If you do get CHEETOS DUST , it's very important not to PET ANY BEARS before licking your PAWS, PEACHES! I ...

Hi PEACHES!!! How is it going, PEACHES? I am so excited to come VISIT you in SIX DAYS! My ALLERGIES have all cleared up so I wont be overly STUFFED . Lee tried to change our connecting flight today but it was TOO EXPENSIVE so now instead we will RUN FOR IT at LAX and hopefully make the FLIGHT ! I ho...

Hi PEACHES!! How's it going over there?? Can you REACH THE KEYBOARD ? Are you eating all the NUTS and SWEETS from the package? Be careful with the HONEY, PEACHES , it can get all over your PAWS ! Here we are eating a lot of BBQ LEFTOVERS so far. Lee is giving me lots of HUGS but it is not the same. ...

Hi PEACHES!! GREAT HONK!!! It appears you have been left HOME ALONE for SNEECHMAS . Although not quite ALONE but not with ME !! I have been IN SHOCK for the first 24 hours and have been carrying around THE PILLOWCASE hoping somehow you'll still be INSIDE OF IT . I'm not sure how anyone could think ...

Hi PEACHES !!! I'm SO EXCITED that I get to SEE YOU in FOUR DAYS !! I can't wait to give you HUGS ! Lee wanted me to tell you that I got you a VERY SMALL GIFT but she doesn't think you will like it so she wanted me to make it a clear that it is a gift from ME, SNEECHES , to YOU, PEACHES . She doesn'...

Hi PEACHES It sounds like next week Lee and I are going on a BIG TRIP to return some BOXES to COLORADO . I hear that along the way we will go to the mythical land of SAL-TLAY-KA-SITI where all of life is perfect and "things won't be so shitty" as the song says. GULLIVER is the one who intr...

Hi PEACHES!!! Hope you are having a FUZZY day! I heard SCHLOP and DAVE are both having FUZZY DAYS . Anysneech, Nibs just showed me THIS VIDEO and I wanted to SHOW YOU unless you already have SEEN it which is sometimes TRUE . It makes me MISS YOU PEACHES !! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VcsnGpsvbg8...

PEACHES!!!

I heard that Dave has a GOOD FEELING about the LETTER coming TODAY!!!

Oh I hope that's TRUE and it ARRIVES!!!

I hope you have the BEST DAY TODAY, PEACHES!!!

Sending HUGS!!!