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Look at this picture of Schlop it is so funny!



Those mittens are so big!

I think Schlop kind of looks like a furry lobster. Gulliver thinks he looks like a Schlopstrosity from The Schlop Tower books.

What a funny picture!

Hmm - weird there hasn't been any new albums since 2015... there must be a lull in the music industry.

But not anymore - I heard that Schlop is dropping a hot new album in collab with Sneeches - or should I say MC Snarfs-alot!

This album is gonna be fire, y'all!

I figure we should have a thread where we can just post Schlop pictures (pictures of Schlop) and discuss them.

Here is a picture of Schlop that Schlop wanted to make an NFT out of - but no bears knew what that was so I am just posting it here instead.

I don't wanna alarm anyone - but several unusually colored animals have recently been spotted around the globe. First there was a report of a rare yellow penguin brought to my attention by Nibs: https://i.imgur.com/VbVBdAT.jpg The yellow pigment is used to attract mates - but it remains unclear if t...

The forest bears and the flannel bears got to chat while we streamed the Snuper Bowl! Unfortunately it wasn't a very exciting game - but it was impressive how Lee predicted exactly what was going to happen! She knew Tompa Bay would win, and at halftime she even predicted that KC would be demoralized...

Maybe when the Pox is over we could make a trek to this fine establishment and meet some of the bears there!

The other day was eventful - a squirrel infiltrated Schlop's house and caused quite a commotion! I was hanging out with my pals in the loft and we were working up plans (for the revolution!) when all of a sudden I heard crash-bangs and squeaky-squeakers coming from below. A squirrel had somehow snuc...

Exciting news - Lee did so well on her big presentation that she was awarded a milkshake which I think is a McFlurry without any Oreos. Then when she went to Nibs 'N Out they told her the milkshake machine was broken - but somehow Lee convinced them to give her a milkshake anyways - what a miracle! ...

Bears are all in awe over the news about the nap Duddles took today - check the deets, y'all: Giant bed the size of 23 Schlops Flannel sheets on top of bed Rainbow pillow on top of flannel sheets Snoozy Duddles on top of pillow Fluffy alpaca hoodie blanket on top of Duddles Sun spot through the redw...

When the power went out, I thought that might be a problem for Schlop's toast addiction - but it turns out Schlop doesn't even use a toaster! That's right - Schlop has reached such a high level of Toastmastery that he makes toast directly from the stove with nary a toaster to be seen. He is like a Z...

For all of you bears on the edge of your pillows waiting to hear what Schlop decided - he got the hammock!



Schlop graciously let a whole sloth of us bears test it out and I was impressed at how many of us could fit in it!

Ash turns 5 today! Or maybe that is yesterday for him since he is on the other side of the world in Nibs Zealand. Anyway, Ash is now pretty into Schlop Wars stuff and Neil got him some Schlop Wars comics and a mini R2D2 and a Jabba the Schlop. Soon Ash will bring balance to the Force like the legend...

Oh wow TankGirl79 has already liked my photo montage on imgur!

A new friend!

Maybe she will split a quesadilla with me sometime!

Hi you guys! Usually it is Nibs who gets to go on adventures with Lee, but somehow my luck turned up and I got to go along for a Cabin Trip in August! Now, as all bears know, being asked to go to the cabin is a terrifying question. I mean, I thought I was still pretty young and spry and had some mor...

Schlopcasts are pretty cool you can listen to them while you are walking to see Gus & Blue and they are about all sorts of topics like Frozen 2 or Schlop following the Moskva down to Gorky park. Lee and I listened to a bunch of schlopcasts recently: The Wind of Schlop: was the CIA behind the big...