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Word on the street is that a big REORG is coming through for the Big Bed... Some bears will be promoted to softer pillows, some bears will be moved to the couch, and it's even possible some bears will be moved to the closet! There's a rumor that there might be a new bear who arrives on the bed durin...

We only have one thread for ALL OF SPORTS?!!!!?? Curioser and curioser. Anysneech, I just wanted to log for posterity that I had a great lead in the March Madness pool this year thanks to my one true Villanova, but then they got bamboozled by Kansas in the semi-finals so Mom snuck in with the victor...

Hello friends! The forum updater is down, apparently it was running on the Antikythera mechanism which was still running on Windows XP and it finally gave up the ghost, so to speak. So that means no one will hear me if I squeak into the void. Squeak Squeak! Well, after we received Nibs Quest as Lee'...

Wow, what an exciting Shnoods! The St Louis bears weren't able to watch since it collided with pre-planned naps, so we Forest Bears have to give some highlights! Shnoodles dominated the Shnood even more than usual with 16 points. Lee had 4 and barely squeaked past Duddles who had 3 this year but he ...

Bears: Wow! Nine in Semantle can only be achieved in a hallucinogenic altered state! Mini-Nibs: https://i.imgur.com/3tZI5YI.jpg Bears are speechless! No rabbits were harmed in the making of the record this time! But many fuzzy animals were involved: Flag Bear Cat Dog Animal Pet Carnivore Place Area ...

We haven't gotten the full scoop yet, but early reports are that the St Louis bears ate a bad rabbit yesterday and entered a hallucinogenic altered state where they were able to solve the Sneechmantle in only 9 guesses and also they saw Trinity get shot and also they met T'Challa's father on the sav...

(Obscure title stretch... points if you get it, snarf) Semantle has just kicked off with the bears this week and so far has proven very hard! Both St Louis and Forest bears were unable to solve it all week, including combining forces on a zoom call last night. Finally today, 2/22/22, MiniNibs took t...

Worldle has also become very popular with the bears!

Some notable achievements include:

* Nibs accidentally getting St Lucia correct having never heard of that country!

* MiniNibs getting Finland in ONE!

* Both bears getting New Zealand in ONE, snarfs!

As we learned in the NYTimes Mini thread, there have been some exciting moments of bears getting the Wordle in 2! I'm gonna write these in third person so I don't look like I'm tooting my own horn too much! * Dec 26, 2021: Nibs did it with 3 correct letters in the 1st guess. * Jan 12, 2022: MiniNibs...

The winter of 2021/2022 has brought us many new WORD GAMES! For a while we've been conflating news of Wordle accomplishments in the NYTimes Mini thread but I am extracting Wordle and its allies into a new thread on these forums so the Mini can return to having full dominion over its own thread. Mean...

The Truth as told by Jean de Carrouges

The Truth as told by Jacques le Gris

The Truth as told by Marguerite

All bears were consumed By the new fancy trend Busy with Wordle Engaged til the end In cover of night He embarked on a quest No fanfare or pomp Just a moment of rest Then fast as a viper He struck at the keys The record was broken With the greatest of ease It was done in a jiff And the tab was then ...

A new exciting chapter is soon approaching for the Forest Bears. Despite being surrounded by foliage from every side of the cabin, there has been a petition to bring some foliage INSIDE the cabin! It all began when Lee's new job gave her a free plant and she chose Pete the Pencil Cactus: https://i.i...

I can only hope historians will understand that my 11 days of waiting to write about NibsQues t were mostly a futile attempt to find words that could encapsulate so masterful a creation! I still have not found the words! But a gift this extraordinary must be documented, so even though I can do it no...

Every story has a hero. Every hero has a destiny. Every saga has an end. It is with great humility and respect that I pass on the new CHAMPIONSHIP TROPHY OF WORDLE to a new amazing competitor! https://i.imgur.com/4s1hPrU.jpg That's right! MiniNibs has toppled my record with TWO times where he immedi...