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Oooooo - national bear day! I didn't even know about that. I think I slept in that day and watched a little Blue's Clues.

Peace out.

Hey - that bear is blue just like me!

Why is he so big?

Are you a bear who is more of the fuzzy persuasion or one who resides more in the furry territory?

Me personally, I am fuzzy. How about you?

My favorite thing about Lee is how she gets us the Qdobas! I also like her 'Gund to bed' pajamas!

We all know each bean has different curative properties. I thought here we could each list what particular ailments we can cure.

Me, I can help with stubbed toes and also paper cuts and also chicken the pox.

What about yous guys?

I heard that Lee was going to New Lee Land for a year. Does Schlop want to come stay with us while she is gone? There is still one waffle left that he can have if he wants it.

I think there is space for the bean bag chair next to the space heater.

Also there is cheetohs.

Wow - this is a really serious topic with a lot of issues to address. Congratulations on deciding to give Schlop a bath! That is a big first step. I know it can be scary for the bear going into a bath, but the end result is usually poofier fur and whiter feetpads. The current consensus among bears i...

Oooooooooo thats a tough one. It seems to me the crux of the story is what happened at this picnic with the lady. I wonder what kind of food they had at the picnic. But who goes on a picnic in February? Maybe they are somewhere warm or in the Southern hemisphere. Or maybe it is an ice picnic. Have y...

Remember when you and Snuffles used to be tight. I wonder how he feels that you seemingly replaced him with Nibs. I'm cool with that. I think Schlop was fixin' to eat me. He kept weighing me and feeding me butter and poking me with a spork and trying to get me to sit on dinner plates... Good luck w...

Yeah, that's crazy news, Muffins! I'm hearing from my people that it was indeed a blueberry muffin! I know, I'm really excited about this news. I've never heard about a heated muffin before though. This sounds like an urban legend. (ie my cousin's friend was babysitting someone and when they came ho...

This thing right here Is lettin all the bears know What other bears talk about You know The fuzzier things in life Check it out begins dancing She had dumps like a truck truck truck Thighs like what what what Baby move your butt butt butt I'll sing it again She had dumps like a truck truck truck Thi...

I thought we could discuss that static-tail string that Schlop used to have. Does he still have that? What happened to it? What was it for?

Ooooooo... turds!

I wonder what Schlop's turds look like?