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This post knocks me up to cooler status- so there, suckers! Ha ha.

...there was another? before me?

ahem... in the future, kindly confine posts about food to the "Food Stuffs" category in the "How Cool is Schlop" section.

The management thanks you.

Muffins, you confounded muffinhead! Schlop doesn't REPLY directly. Don't you get it. It's me.. ME...ME! I HAVE ALL THE POWER!!!! NO SCHLOP! DONT YOU SEE!!! Anyway, Schlop doesn't think Serenity has anything to do with Muffins. He says you should ask Dave to read you the spoiler. He actually was kind...

Shnoodles, Thank you for your interesting posting and I hope I'm not too rude when I say: Can you even read? Maybe I should re-enable emoticons for you to express yourself because clearly words aren't cutting it for you. My profile CLEARLY states that my bear cave is made out of COVERS and not a pil...

Snuffles, yes good question. But try to post your questions in the Q&A section about Schlop. Yes, Schlop has the "string" to which you are referring. There are many theories about its use. Some say he uses it to predict the weather. Others say he uses it for distracting his enemies. Ha...

Schlop denies all allegations of eating said rat quesadilla. Any continuation of said claims will result in legal action.

Shnoodles, did you zoom your face out more? This isn't a beauty contest you know. Are you spending hours in the mirror for this forum. Heh.

Schlop is not in the habit of sending out personal invites at this time. If you want an audience with him you must bring him the broomstick of the wicked.... oh wait... i see what you mean. Um.. yeah, Schlop says no. Well actually he's hissing in the tone that means no. One has to understand these t...

If Gulliver's father was a turd farmer... does that mean so was Schlop's father? Do they have the same father?

I'm also confused about my parentage.

Uh oh...Schlop's padding over here... gotta go

Happy now, Gulliver?

So I just got done with my nap in the bear cave and emerged to discover a lot of activity on the blogs. Well done, I must say, all of you. You look very charming and active and nice. To address a few questions... can you guys not post new topics or something? Let me know if you can't or if you're ju...

Schlop snarls and... I mean thanks you for your response. He asks you to please rephrase your answer in the form of a question.

Nibs

Nibs here. Schlop is pretty darn cool. I appreciate him taking me under his wing...er, fur, as it were... and hiring me to be his stenographer. I hope I can get some scraps out of the deal... specifically tuna scraps. I also hope this gives me a chance to interact with the clan of bears that live un...

Schlop thanks you for your kind words and points out that perhaps if you didn't live in the closet, you would have more exposure to the electronic renaissance that is occurring in the living room.

Nibs