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I say, Gentleman. I've just stumbled upon the most incredible sight. (Back to the topic of Con Air I'm afraid, Young Duddles, and that most certainly is not a rabbit of any sort in your picture.) Ahem... I've found a site where these young rascals apparently retold the tale of Con Air entirely from ...

Young Master Gulliver,

I'm afraid your notoriety has just worn off.

I'm referring, of course, to the great game of Jeopardy.

Please find a new unique way to feel good about yourself.

Elder Rafiki

PB wrote: Starts with an N.... ends with an S....

I do say, I think he must mean "Noodles!" What an outrage... that poor bear who is named after Noodles must be so upset. Perhaps he would've been better off to be named after Schnitzel.

Harumph.

I must be permitted to add...

According to his profile, this Moose also finds himself residing in a Bookcase. In that case, perhaps he shares the same unquenchable thirst for knowledge that only I have known.

Come out and meet me, my dear educated, liberated companion. Join us.

I say, I've also heard a good deal about this lil feller.

I wonder if he'd be interested in joining my Cricket League.

I must rally with the troops on this one- Bring Forth the Moose! We cannot suffice ourselves to wait in this state much longer.

Schlop, after much musing, I am forced to ask you to ponder the following:

What are your thoughts about the brilliant sport of Cricket?

And would any of you others be interested in starting a Fantasy Cricket league?

I say... did someone mention a spot of afternoon tea? Here I've been thinking for so long that you're all a bunch of heathens... Perhaps I could visit this "cave" of yours and have a nice cup of the ol Earl Gray. I do miss the Earl. One can't help but have cravings you know. It is only nat...

I say, old chap, have you tried looking in a 1 foot radius around your pillow? That youngster never seems to scamper very far, he's usually afoot.

I'm not altogether certain that you even try to look for him before you begin your uncouth hollering..

I say old chap, leave it to the St Louis bears to raise the intellectual bar on this forum. Good heavens, I dare say.... "turds".... honestly.