www.schlopstakovich.com

Dude, why is Schlop always trying to eat other bears?

I heard that he ate Snowy and that is why Snowy hasn't posted on this forum - because he is too busy being digested by Schlop's cottony digestive system.

That's probably why Schlop is so fat too.

You forgot to include the noise he makes periodically when he emits a gaseous flatulence whilst sitting on his bean bag chair.

Dude, I can't believe we are discussing Schlop's G-string. What next, a forum to discuss his butt flap?

What is the plot of serenity?

Nibs wrote:Happy now, Gulliver?

I'll only be happy once Schlop eats you, Nibs.

Duddles wrote:

Gulliver wrote:Dude, Duddles, I think I've seen that very turd you are talking about! Yeah, I was just behind the couch and there was this cottony turd. And I also saw somebody's nose. Weird huh?

Really?

Psych!

Dude, Duddles, I think I've seen that very turd you are talking about! Yeah, I was just behind the couch and there was this cottony turd. And I also saw somebody's nose. Weird huh?

Petri wrote:One time I found a raisin!

Dude, Petri are you sure that was a raisin? It might have been a turd!

Hey guys. Speaking of answers in the form of questions - did you guys know I was on Jeopardy? It was cool. Nobody got the right answer though. The answer was 'Gulliver.'

Dude, Nibs, we need a new topic to discuss what we think of schlop's website. I have a lot to say - for instance - Schlop really needs to learn how to use the red eye corrector for his photos!

Dude, you've got to learn Photoschlop.