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Recently I watched the schlopumentary Jiro Dreams of Sushi and it really struck me how similar Jiro and I are - except that I study the art of making pancakes. We both are perfectionists striving for the perfect pancake (or sushi roll) who question whether we will ever achieve it. But the point is t...

Schlop got a new blanket!

Yesterday I found myself in a strange apartment playing a strange game called 7 Wonders. The rules were completely incomprehensible and Lee was nowhere to be found to help me - but due to my innate board gaming abilities I was able to thoroughly crush all the other empires and reign supreme. I rule!

Lee is the coolest and I am glad she lets me tag along to her classes with her where I get to learn a lot and I definitely don't take naps in her backpack. Also Lee and I are the best board game team ever pretty much. Fuzzah for Lee!

I helped win Pandemic - you can see me in action in this picture where I am strategizing the next move with Lee. Together Lee and I make an unstoppable team, I would say.

Quite interesting pancake news - it appears Nibs ventured into a Scandinavian brunch where he got some Danish pancakes. This is quite shocking, and I know everyone is waiting for me to explain what exactly a Danish pancake is as the resident Pancake Expert. ... Obviously I could explain what a Danis...

We all remember when Jon Stewart went on reddit and declared waffles better than pancakes, and was subsequently removed from TV. Well, Lin has made a similar poor career choice after answering the very same query on the very same site: Waffles. They got little boxes to catch the butter. I pray the P...

I heard that there is a Chris' Pancake House at SLU law school and that the students can go down and get pancakes without even leaving the building.

I think I will take the LSAT and fulfill my dream of becoming a pancake lawyer.

Hello again pancake gang, It appears another nibstagram influencer has decided to do a pancake photo-op - this time it is Rescue Bear. As a certified Pancake Technician I will now evaluate RB's pancake technique. https://i.imgur.com/EWd9DpB.png Problem #1 - RB is wearing a scarf which is dangerously...

Lee cooked us foodstuffs including soups and a chicken dish.

Once I get my appetite back Lee said I could have some fish and mac 'n cheese and meatloaf with her next time.

I overheard someone talking about crepes yesterday and it turns out it was from this show that Gulliver was watching.

Gulliver please inform me of all shows pertaining to pancake matters in the future.

When I say "St Louis Blues" you might think of Snuffles, or perhaps Gulliver. Well, there is actually a hockey team called the Blues and yesterday they won their first championship, which is also called a Stanley Schlop Trophy. At one point this year the Blues were in last place - which goes to show...

The internet is outraged and rightfully so to see what the new Pumbaa looks like in the upcoming Lion Schlop movie. https://pbs.twimg.com/media/D707rhMU0AMdkVS.jpg Pumbaa is one of my favorite characters and I can relate to him in a lot of ways (including how my friends never stand down wind). Perso...

Lee is somewhere in the Deep South and she came upon a house made of waffles and she went inside and ate a waffle.

I am not sure which part of the waffle house she ate - perhaps it was a door?

Dibs on Maple Pancake Oats.