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Congrats to Alysa Liu who won gold at the Schloplympics and is repping Oaktown where Nibs has spent a lot of time.

I asked chatgpt what it would look like if Nibs had won gold in figure skating and this is what it said:

Happy birthday to Lee! Lee accomplished the most amazing thing when she finished her thesis and gave a great thesis defense. Her presentation was so well done and even had Meeko on a slide. Here is a picture of Lee and I celebrating her success: https://i.imgur.com/Z9IcuIs.png Lee is amazing and I h...

Lee worked for 8 months and organized the best conference ever! There was even a last minute disaster with the mics not working but Lee saved the day and found an extra mic and speaker. Everyone agreed Lee did an excellent job and as a plus she got to eat 6 vanilla bean donuts. Lee is amazing and al...

Lee came all the way to St Louis to help us bears, and now we are sending paws of fuzz to Lee to help her restore fuzziness.

Hugs to Lee!

Today is the most exciting day of the year - Lee's B-day! Lee is the nicest friend and this year in particular she came out to visit us St Louis bears so often which is so nice. Lee is always there to provide emotional support and I am glad to lend a paw whenever she needs it in return. I hope Lee h...

Lee came out to visit me and we had quite a few tasty meals. We tried out a new pizza place and got a pizza and chocolate gelato. We also got some ice cream sandwiches from Aldi later. Perhaps most exciting was we drove out (with some off-roading) to a special bakery where we waited 30 minutes for s...

DJ likes Lee!

It only took 32 years of asking, but I finally got my Hula Hoop!

It looks like I am up against my old nemesis Muffins - perhaps this matchup will for once and all settle the age-old debate of which breakfast treat is superior - the pancake or the muffin.

Go team pancake.

The Golden State Dubs are in the NBA finals which is very exciting because Lee lives in the Golden State. I heard there are some haters who think it is unfair the Dubs are so good - but to them I say you should respect the skill of Steph and enjoy watching a true master of his craft. It would be lik...

Happy Birthday to Lee!

Lee is the nicest and wisest friend of the bears. Congratulations to Lee on finishing all her classes for her graduate degree program. Sometimes I sit in on a class with her but get too sleepy and Lee always fills me in on what I missed when I fall asleep.

DJ hugs to Lee!

I can't believe you made that whole cake, Nibs! I wish there was a bear around here that was aces in the kitchen like you, but there is nary a baker among us. I don't think the oven has even ever been turned on here. I had a dream that I was covered in icing and had to eat my way out, what do you th...

It has come to my attention that RB (who famously failed to stack his pancakes) has a new friend who is a bear named - get this - Pancake! Well, that is a crazy name for a bear. You can't just name a bear after a food, it leads to all sorts of problems like we have with Muffins. Plus if any bear is ...

Muffins I think you are mistaken - pancakes are really the key to what is happening in the book. When Zachary tries on a sweater in the Schlopless Sea Inn there is this startling revelation: He expects the sweater to smell like cedar but instead it smells faintly of pancakes. This opens up a whole n...

Lee is so nice to me and always asks for me to come over during classes and phone calls to hang out.

Sometimes other bears call me pudgy but Lee always thinks I am fuzzy and perfect.

Lee is probably my #1 favorite person.