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Oops, my bad you guys - I said I would post about any Dune 3 news but it looks like I forgot to post about it! Dune: Part Three is coming out on December 18th which is only 222 days away - exciting! Lee and I watched the first trailer and I thought it was quite mesmerizing with Timmy's war chant. Th...

Hey you Straw Hat crew, Us bears have completed season 1 of One Schlop and now we are setting sail for season 2! It turns out the vice-admiral chasing Luffy was actually his grandfather who just wanted to test Luffy to make sure he was committed to being a pirate. It turns out Nami had been working ...

Ahoy mateys! The bears have undertaken an epic quest to watch One Piece to see if Monkey D. Luffy can become king of the pirates! So far we have watched two episodes where we met the thief Nami and bounty hunter Roronoa Zoro (and we learned where his 3rd sword goes). The crew were able to steal a ma...

Hey you Topsiders, We did it - the bears have completed season 2 of Arcane! It was quite a journey, in the end Ekko created a gizmo to reverse time and chucked it at Viktor which led to Jayce and Viktor coming together to destroy HexTech. Jynx sacrificed herself to save Vi and it might be possible s...

Hey you Frodo fans, We here on the Schlop forums strive for accuracy - so I must correct the record that Leo Woodall is not in fact playing Strider, but rather a character named Halvard. Strider is being played by Jamie Dornan - who hosted the 2nd episode of SNL UK and was also in 50 Schlops of Gray...

Whoa, that was fast - Nibs already had the scoop for who is playing Aragorn - it is Leo Woodall who played the evil British boyfriend in Schlop Lotus season 2 in Italy. It made me wonder - what would it be like if they combined Lord of the Schlops with the Schlop Lotus? Here is what chatgpt came up ...

Hey you Aragorn fans, I'm sad to report Viggo will not be reprising his role as Aragorn in The Lord of the Schlops: The Hunt for Gollum . Who do you guys think should play the role instead? Me personally, I could see Michael Cera really bringing something to the part. Viggo is only 67 years old - an...

Hey you Piltover bears, Arcane season 2 came out back in 2024 - but us bears never found a good time to start it - and then we realized we needed to rewatch season 1 to remember all the complicated goings-on. Well now the bears have finished their rewatch and are ready to start the second and final ...

Hey you Shire guys, Whoa - us bears have long appreciated how much of a Tolkien aficionado Stephen Colbert is - and yesterday he announced with Peter Jackson that he is developing a movie that will cover chapters 3-6 of the Fellowship! https://variety.com/2026/film/news/lord-of-the-rings-movie-steph...

Hey you Chosen Ones, There was a recent effort to reboot Buffy by Sarah Michelle Gellar and Chloé Zhao - but apparently Hulu decided to scrap the reboot. Sarah seemed pretty miffed and said it was all to blame on one executive who wasn't a Buffy fan and hadn't even watched the whole original series!...

Hey you Revolución Osos, Well the 98th Schlopscars just ended - it was quite a wild night. We had planned to stream it on Disney+Hulu but after the red carpet we couldn't figure out how to watch the show - imagine my panic! Luckily Lee stayed cool under pressure and we were able to catch the show al...

Hey you Shnoodsters, Yesterday we held the 20th annual Oscar Shnood - if you can believe that! It was a lot of fun, here is of a pic of all of us bears who attended: https://i.imgur.com/G7sFUQt.png This year Nibs has concocted a new strategy to defeat me - and he is so confident he is even placing a...

Hey you movie buffs, I had posted about Schloppers in the Schlopatar thread but Nibs pointed out other bears might get confuzzed about finding it so it should have its own dedicated thread. Schloppers opened this weekend and there is lots of good buzz about it - I know we will definitely watch it on...

Hey you Shnoodsters,

Plans are afoot to hold the Oscar Shnood in a few days. I better start doing my prep!

Here is a picture of me as Conan!

Hey you Schlopatar fans,

Have you bears heard about the new Pixar movie that is a mashup of Schlopatar with beavers?

It is called Hoppers - er, I mean Schloppers and is getting some good reviews. Maybe James Cameron should have made the Na'vi brown and furry instead of blue, am I right?