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by PB
Mon Oct 26, 2020 3:15 pm
Forum: Q&A with Nibs (about Schlop)
Topic: Schlopacolypse
Replies: 0
Views: 105

Schlopacolypse

As if it wasn't bad enough we have a worldwide pox and troublesome fires to worry about, now there are Devil Winds causing us to have our power shut off. When I heard the loud bang and everything went dark last night - I naturally assumed someone had fed Sneeches too many beans and his gas passing h...
by PB
Sun Oct 18, 2020 9:35 pm
Forum: How cool is Schlop
Topic: Stuff on my Schlop
Replies: 2
Views: 5476

The Flying Schlop

So I finally get a trip out of the closet, and then I run into Schlop and he's got this ridiculous cloth on his head! https://i.imgur.com/JYKE9zk.png He claimed that he was using it to cool down, but I think it's clear he was really dressing up like the Flying Nun - check it out: https://i.imgur.com...
by PB
Wed Nov 27, 2019 6:07 pm
Forum: Food
Topic: Pancakes
Replies: 50
Views: 29287

You better run, you better take cover

Pancake thunder?

Isn't that what happens after DJ eats too many pancakes?

PB'd!
by PB
Tue Nov 26, 2019 9:14 am
Forum: Other Bears
Topic: Duddles
Replies: 67
Views: 41169

The turkey is ... roasted!

Didja hear why Duddles had to go back for seconds at Schlopsgiving?

It's because he lost his stuffing!

PB'd!

4real Duddles I'm thankful you're such a good sport about all the jokes - you're an alright little goober.
by PB
Thu Nov 07, 2019 9:29 am
Forum: Other Bears
Topic: Build a fjord for Lee!
Replies: 106
Views: 53952

Wait for it

What I like most about Lee is how she is an optimist...

By which I mean, she is a glass half-full kind of person...

By which I mean, she is always leaving half-full glasses of water around the room

Boom, PB'd!
by PB
Wed Oct 16, 2019 6:10 pm
Forum: Other Bears
Topic: Sneechmas '19 Bear Trip
Replies: 11
Views: 1503

snubbed

Ouch.
by PB
Sun Oct 06, 2019 11:36 am
Forum: Food
Topic: Soup
Replies: 10
Views: 6181

Bladder the size of a walnut

Yeesh that is a lot of food you guys ate - no wonder the bathroom line was epic:

Image

I heard once Peaches was done with the bathroom there was an unknown liquid all over the floor... gross.
by PB
Mon Sep 23, 2019 6:55 am
Forum: Motion Pictures
Topic: Bad Astra
Replies: 3
Views: 775

Space monkey mafia

Whoa - that movie has all that? Sounds more like... rad Astra!

Maybe we need to designate a new bear film critic - since Nibs obviously doesn't appreciate quality cinema

I nominate DJ.
by PB
Sun Sep 22, 2019 12:16 pm
Forum: Motion Pictures
Topic: Bad Astra
Replies: 3
Views: 775

Bad Astra

Yo, I heard this movie was soooo bad...
by PB
Tue Aug 13, 2019 1:46 pm
Forum: Other Bears
Topic: The Amazing Adventures of Lee
Replies: 60
Views: 22258

How old wuzzit

Didja guys hear about the tree Lee saw when she went camping.

This tree was so old -

it knew Duddles when he had a nose!

PB'd!
by PB
Tue May 07, 2019 11:58 pm
Forum: Other Bears
Topic: Build a fjord for Dave
Replies: 47
Views: 15715

P is for Pistachio

It might take Petri a lifetime to eat all those Pistachios....
by PB
Wed Apr 10, 2019 7:34 am
Forum: Motion Pictures
Topic: Interstellar
Replies: 4
Views: 5179

Supermassive Pink Bear

Did you nerds hear that in 30 minutes they are going to release the first image of a black hole? Well, I did some hacking and uncovered the picture - so prepare your minds to be blown by the first picture of a black hole - an object with so much mass that no light can escape and it can even eat star...
by PB
Fri Jan 11, 2019 9:25 am
Forum: Other Bears
Topic: Build a fjord for Lee!
Replies: 106
Views: 53952

Go Lee

Sup y'all.

I know that sometimes I give Lee a hard time - but I have to say it was pretty cool when she took me along to Tomales Bay for the weekend.

She didn't have to do that - so the fact that she did... is pretty cool.

And I got a fly new scarf out of the deal.

So yeah - Lee is alright.
by PB
Fri Dec 07, 2018 8:39 am
Forum: Motion Pictures
Topic: Oscar Talk
Replies: 122
Views: 73058

Correction Redux

How many times will I have to post in this thread that neither Kevin Hart NOR Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson were in the classic 1995 movie called Jumanji.

They were in the sequel entitled Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle.

I expected better of you as a moderator, Nibs. Tsk-tsk.
by PB
Wed Dec 05, 2018 2:25 pm
Forum: Motion Pictures
Topic: Oscar Talk
Replies: 122
Views: 73058

correction

I believe, Shnoodles, ahem, that Kevin Hart was in the SECOND Jumanji. Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle.

Please let us not tarnish the original Jumanji with his presence.