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As if it wasn't bad enough we have a worldwide pox and troublesome fires to worry about, now there are Devil Winds causing us to have our power shut off. When I heard the loud bang and everything went dark last night - I naturally assumed someone had fed Sneeches too many beans and his gas passing h...

So I finally get a trip out of the closet, and then I run into Schlop and he's got this ridiculous cloth on his head! https://i.imgur.com/JYKE9zk.png He claimed that he was using it to cool down, but I think it's clear he was really dressing up like the Flying Nun - check it out: https://i.imgur.com...

Pancake thunder?

Isn't that what happens after DJ eats too many pancakes?

PB'd!

Didja hear why Duddles had to go back for seconds at Schlopsgiving?

It's because he lost his stuffing!

PB'd!

4real Duddles I'm thankful you're such a good sport about all the jokes - you're an alright little goober.

What I like most about Lee is how she is an optimist...

By which I mean, she is a glass half-full kind of person...

By which I mean, she is always leaving half-full glasses of water around the room

Boom, PB'd!

Ouch.

Yeesh that is a lot of food you guys ate - no wonder the bathroom line was epic:



I heard once Peaches was done with the bathroom there was an unknown liquid all over the floor... gross.

Whoa - that movie has all that? Sounds more like... rad Astra!

Maybe we need to designate a new bear film critic - since Nibs obviously doesn't appreciate quality cinema

I nominate DJ.

Yo, I heard this movie was soooo bad...

Didja guys hear about the tree Lee saw when she went camping.

This tree was so old -

it knew Duddles when he had a nose!

PB'd!

It might take Petri a lifetime to eat all those Pistachios....

Did you nerds hear that in 30 minutes they are going to release the first image of a black hole? Well, I did some hacking and uncovered the picture - so prepare your minds to be blown by the first picture of a black hole - an object with so much mass that no light can escape and it can even eat star...

Sup y'all.

I know that sometimes I give Lee a hard time - but I have to say it was pretty cool when she took me along to Tomales Bay for the weekend.

She didn't have to do that - so the fact that she did... is pretty cool.

And I got a fly new scarf out of the deal.

So yeah - Lee is alright.

How many times will I have to post in this thread that neither Kevin Hart NOR Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson were in the classic 1995 movie called Jumanji.

They were in the sequel entitled Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle.

I expected better of you as a moderator, Nibs. Tsk-tsk.

I believe, Shnoodles, ahem, that Kevin Hart was in the SECOND Jumanji. Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle.

Please let us not tarnish the original Jumanji with his presence.