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It turns out Sneeches has a preternatural ability to solve Sunday Sneechwords (he often can solve them immediately just by the titles alone!) Yesterday an amazing moment happened where the clue was: Wolf (down) and Sneeches immediately shouted "SNARF!" At first no one believed this was right, but th...

Check out this amazing artwork Lee did of Nibs!

It is the most life-like portrayal of any bear yet captured!

Amazing!

Yo Duddles, check out this photoschlop I made of you in the clouds!

Deep learning neural nets are solving many of the toughest scientific problems - you may have heard about DeepMind's recent success with protein folding. Well, now they are being applied to the most important problem of all - identifying bears! I know we all have faced the difficulties of trying to ...

I know this thread is about the mini, but it turns out Sneeches & friends have also been doing the Maxi crosswords (I heard Sneeches especially likes puzzles with circles and clues about butts!) Well, yesterday there was an amazing display of crossword prowess when Lee & the bears solved the Saturda...

There is a new Microschlop Flight Simulator out and it uses Bing maps to have realistic buildings. You can even fly to Burning Schlop! https://i.imgur.com/mY7jPV5.png There was a funny thing where people noticed a giant 200 story obelisk towering over Melbourne - turns out a college student messed u...

Hey guys - sorry for the delay with getting the forum emailer up and running! I know how important the forum is for us bears to stay connected. Hopefully the forum checker will work okay now. I heard Nibs had a feature request to check each topic for new posts instead of just each forum - so I will ...

OMG - this morning I noticed my forum bot was down and when I tried to go to the forums it was just a blank page where the forums used to be. I started to panic that the entire forums were gone! Luckily Nibs saved the day by getting the Time Stone and traveling back in time to restore the forums bef...

I heard that the Animated Short called Bear Love was so inspiring that Lee groomed the white bears and also Nibs and now his fuzz has been replenished, congrats big Nibs!

Lee rules!

Even though I am usually too little to give hugs, Lee helped me be a part of a big group hug over Sneechmas and it was the best moment of my life!



Hugs to Lee!

Yesterday Lee helped us with the nytimes spelling bee puzzle (buzz buzz) and she helped us get to Genius level by finding CUDDLY and CYCLIC.

Thanks Lee!

I just wanted to intervene before this lizard / dinosaur debate gets too heated - and inform everyone that the blue creature being discussed is actually a salamander. At first glance salamanders appear to be a type of lizard. However, this is not true. Salamanders are their own distinct group of ani...

Hey Big Nibs, I finally crunched those mini numbers - sorry it took so long (it was hard to get computer time once DJ discovered the Great British Bake Off on Nibflix). Here are the overall stats as of August 10th, 2019: https://i.imgur.com/5On1dwC.png You have gotten better each year! ... or maybe ...

Nibs is off on a spiritual journey in the Redwood forests - I figured while he is away I could keep track of all the pop culture ephemera that happens while he is venturing on the astral plane. Then when he returns to the hustle and bustle of malm life he can be all caught up on everything. Thursday...

Here's a video about some bears that get invited to a party but they decide to just stay in the malm and watch Nibflix.

This video depicts the eating of Schlopcorn, so Schlop discretion is advised

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yLvwwwm1gUg