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Something else exciting happened this week but before I get to that, check it out:

https://www.cnn.com/videos/world/2020/0 ... ing-video/

I really liked RocketSchlop!

I especially connected to the song Bennie and the Schlops...

I've got electric boots, a mohair suit
You know I read it in a magazine

It's obscene!

They found a new dinosaur called a Dancing Dragon that had a long tail and liked to hang out near lakes. https://www.cnn.com/2020/01/20/world/new-dinosaur-bird-discovery-scn-trnd/index.html "There was a lot of flying, gliding and flapping around these ancient lakes." I bet Schlop would be good at co...

That is so sad Nibs - that poor little guy got stuck in the resin and couldn't get out. I feel so bad for him.

It's good that Schlop is so careful to avoid sitting in something sticky!

I heard that Nibs is having quite an adventure - he got to eat a cake made out of cheese on Schlopsgiving (Cheddar perhaps?). Then he got to go on a boat where he was given a free pair of Oshkosh B'gosh overalls, and then he saw a hawk in the buff!

I heard the stew is magically replenishing and every time you finish a bowl it fills back up with more stew.

That's what I heard!

Yesterday Schlop was the softest he has ever been and to celebrate the Malm bears made a stew! A stew is like a soup but if Stu helps make it then you call it a stew. So many ingredients went into it and it came out orange which is good I think! Personally I think it looks like muffin batter... hint...

Nibs is that a dinosaur?

Because it looks like a dinosaur!

I'm pretty sure it's a dinosaur and we should post about it in the new dinosaur thread.

Cool!

I heard Lee had quite an adventure at Burning Schlop this year. Apparently she became a wizard and was able to recruit a Math Mercenary to play a critical role in defeating an evil cult.

I know it sounds hard to believe - but it's true!

I heard that Stu went looking for Hugh and first he looked in a Shack but he wasn't there. Then he looked in a giant Bowl and found Hugh!

Check out this funny-looking new dinosaur that has a duck-bill:

https://phys.org/news/2019-07-strange-s ... osaur.html

Lee is really good at drawing snouts on cows but I bet even she never could have drawn such a funny looking snout!

It is that time of year again where a bunch of people converge in the woods to learn from Schlop! I heard that this year Sneeches is teaching a workshop on how to juggle Snarfs, and Schlop will be teaching about how to interpret dreams. Lee is also going to be teaching the history of custard. Sounds...

I heard that Lee is going to race through a forest and she has to go really fast for 3 days. The winner of the race gets to eat a feast at a buffet!

I hope Lee wins and gets to eat some muffins!