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I heard from Peaches who heard from Gulliver who heard from DJ who heard from mini-nibs who heard from Nibs that there has been a serious issue with bears spilling crumbs while browsing the forums! Apparently some of you guys (not naming names) have been eating snacks while browsing the forum and in...

I heard Lee is putting on a new Immersive theater show starring Sneeches and two giant Schlop-sized squashes. I heard she is going to blend fantasy and reality while making squash soup in the kitchen. If you go into the pantry you can eat rum bread while listening to records with Schlop. And if you ...

We recently watched all 7 episodes of the Good Lord Schlop. It was basically about John Brown who was friends with the animals. He had a pet squirrel for 17 years who died. He also liked to talk to rabbits and turtles and preach the gospel to them. https://i.imgur.com/H3G9cDa.png Also Lee's personal...

They found two new dinos in China that were like rabbits!

https://www.cnn.com/2020/09/20/us/dinos ... index.html

They had a snout shaped like a shovel which allowed them to dig burrows.

Kind of like how Schlop's snout allows him to be totally tucked!

I heard Schlop got a pickle and is going to try to make chili with it in a slow cooker - I've never heard of pickled chili before!

I hope he will post the recipe and let us know how it turns out.

They found a new dinosaur and it is a relative to the BLT-Rex.

https://www.cnn.com/2020/08/12/uk/new-d ... index.html

It had hollow bones and was very delicate - similar to Duddles. I wonder if it died from being too active?

Something else exciting happened this week but before I get to that, check it out:

https://www.cnn.com/videos/world/2020/0 ... ing-video/

I really liked RocketSchlop!

I especially connected to the song Bennie and the Schlops...

I've got electric boots, a mohair suit
You know I read it in a magazine

It's obscene!

They found a new dinosaur called a Dancing Dragon that had a long tail and liked to hang out near lakes. https://www.cnn.com/2020/01/20/world/new-dinosaur-bird-discovery-scn-trnd/index.html "There was a lot of flying, gliding and flapping around these ancient lakes." I bet Schlop would be good at co...

That is so sad Nibs - that poor little guy got stuck in the resin and couldn't get out. I feel so bad for him.

It's good that Schlop is so careful to avoid sitting in something sticky!

I heard that Nibs is having quite an adventure - he got to eat a cake made out of cheese on Schlopsgiving (Cheddar perhaps?). Then he got to go on a boat where he was given a free pair of Oshkosh B'gosh overalls, and then he saw a hawk in the buff!

I heard the stew is magically replenishing and every time you finish a bowl it fills back up with more stew.

That's what I heard!

Yesterday Schlop was the softest he has ever been and to celebrate the Malm bears made a stew! A stew is like a soup but if Stu helps make it then you call it a stew. So many ingredients went into it and it came out orange which is good I think! Personally I think it looks like muffin batter... hint...