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Ash turns 5 today! Or maybe that is yesterday for him since he is on the other side of the world in Nibs Zealand. Anyway, Ash is now pretty into Schlop Wars stuff and Neil got him some Schlop Wars comics and a mini R2D2 and a Jabba the Schlop. Soon Ash will bring balance to the Force like the legend...

Oh wow TankGirl79 has already liked my photo montage on imgur!

A new friend!

Maybe she will split a quesadilla with me sometime!

Hi you guys! Usually it is Nibs who gets to go on adventures with Lee, but somehow my luck turned up and I got to go along for a Cabin Trip in August! Now, as all bears know, being asked to go to the cabin is a terrifying question. I mean, I thought I was still pretty young and spry and had some mor...

Schlopcasts are pretty cool you can listen to them while you are walking to see Gus & Blue and they are about all sorts of topics like Frozen 2 or Schlop following the Moskva down to Gorky park. Lee and I listened to a bunch of schlopcasts recently: The Wind of Schlop: was the CIA behind the biggest...

I know there is a lot of anxiety on the flannel bed right now about the pox - but don't worry guys - if things get bad Lee said she will come pick us up and take us to the malm where we can eat Corn Schlop Dogs with Schlop and also fancy tuna with pickles.

Stay strong, gang!

I heard that an Enchischlopa craze has struck the malm and Lee has become a master Enchischlopa maker!

Fuzzah for Enchischlopas!

There is a pox sweeping the globe and now the malm is in a state of emergency! It sounds bad - but luckily Lee has years of Pandemic skills to help survive and Nibs has been hoarding water glasses in strategic locations. Schlop has also amassed a stockpile of blankets. If the malm does get quarantin...

Sonic the hedgehog is blue and goes really fast and obviously I can relate to that a lot and Lee is gonna go see the Sonic movie with me tomorrow which is also Sneechenstine's day and I hope she will pick me up in her new truck yay!

Hip Hip Fuzzah - Lee got a new cassette player - and it also works as a car!

It is a Toyota Rav4 - or as us St Louis bears like to call it a Toasted Rav!

Just think of all the exciting adventures Lee and Nibs will have in it!

All us bears are sending appreciatory hugs Schlop's way on this very special day!

Schlop is currently helping Lee recover from sniffles by the ancient healing ritual known as megasleeps!

Yesterday we watched the new Tay Tay doc and there was a lot of sick beats to get down to - but the most exciting part was when Taylor ate a burrito after revealing she had never eaten a burrito until 2 years ago. Then she put a chip in the burrito to make it extra crunchy! Lee - maybe we should try...

It's atrocious!

This year the Snuper Bowl is between a team from the flannel bear state (Chiefs) and a team from the malm state (49ers). It's a real bear showdown! Usually when this happens the governors of the 2 states will make a bet where the loser has to send over a traditional foodstuff from their state. So ma...

Lee is the best - she carried a whole jar of quarters halfway across the country just so that I could play the arcade games at the Air BnSneech. And Lee didn't even get mad when I accidentally watched all the Mandos without waiting for her. Lee is so nice!

Us bears were just chilling on the couch when all of a sudden we saw Schlop had come out of his bedroom and was sitting on the kitchen table. He looked a little tipsy. Then I heard him shout "I am a golden god!" and he fell backwards onto the floor! Lee took him back to his bed where hopefully he ca...