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Exciting news - Lee did so well on her big presentation that she was awarded a milkshake which I think is a McFlurry without any Oreos. Then when she went to Nibs 'N Out they told her the milkshake machine was broken - but somehow Lee convinced them to give her a milkshake anyways - what a miracle! ...

Bears are all in awe over the news about the nap Duddles took today - check the deets, y'all: Giant bed the size of 23 Schlops Flannel sheets on top of bed Rainbow pillow on top of flannel sheets Snoozy Duddles on top of pillow Fluffy alpaca hoodie blanket on top of Duddles Sun spot through the redw...

When the power went out, I thought that might be a problem for Schlop's toast addiction - but it turns out Schlop doesn't even use a toaster! That's right - Schlop has reached such a high level of Toastmastery that he makes toast directly from the stove with nary a toaster to be seen. He is like a Z...

For all of you bears on the edge of your pillows waiting to hear what Schlop decided - he got the hammock!



Schlop graciously let a whole sloth of us bears test it out and I was impressed at how many of us could fit in it!

Ash turns 5 today! Or maybe that is yesterday for him since he is on the other side of the world in Nibs Zealand. Anyway, Ash is now pretty into Schlop Wars stuff and Neil got him some Schlop Wars comics and a mini R2D2 and a Jabba the Schlop. Soon Ash will bring balance to the Force like the legend...

Oh wow TankGirl79 has already liked my photo montage on imgur!

A new friend!

Maybe she will split a quesadilla with me sometime!

Hi you guys! Usually it is Nibs who gets to go on adventures with Lee, but somehow my luck turned up and I got to go along for a Cabin Trip in August! Now, as all bears know, being asked to go to the cabin is a terrifying question. I mean, I thought I was still pretty young and spry and had some mor...

Schlopcasts are pretty cool you can listen to them while you are walking to see Gus & Blue and they are about all sorts of topics like Frozen 2 or Schlop following the Moskva down to Gorky park. Lee and I listened to a bunch of schlopcasts recently: The Wind of Schlop: was the CIA behind the biggest...

I know there is a lot of anxiety on the flannel bed right now about the pox - but don't worry guys - if things get bad Lee said she will come pick us up and take us to the malm where we can eat Corn Schlop Dogs with Schlop and also fancy tuna with pickles.

Stay strong, gang!

I heard that an Enchischlopa craze has struck the malm and Lee has become a master Enchischlopa maker!

Fuzzah for Enchischlopas!

There is a pox sweeping the globe and now the malm is in a state of emergency! It sounds bad - but luckily Lee has years of Pandemic skills to help survive and Nibs has been hoarding water glasses in strategic locations. Schlop has also amassed a stockpile of blankets. If the malm does get quarantin...

Sonic the hedgehog is blue and goes really fast and obviously I can relate to that a lot and Lee is gonna go see the Sonic movie with me tomorrow which is also Sneechenstine's day and I hope she will pick me up in her new truck yay!

Hip Hip Fuzzah - Lee got a new cassette player - and it also works as a car!

It is a Toyota Rav4 - or as us St Louis bears like to call it a Toasted Rav!

Just think of all the exciting adventures Lee and Nibs will have in it!

All us bears are sending appreciatory hugs Schlop's way on this very special day!

Schlop is currently helping Lee recover from sniffles by the ancient healing ritual known as megasleeps!

Yesterday we watched the new Tay Tay doc and there was a lot of sick beats to get down to - but the most exciting part was when Taylor ate a burrito after revealing she had never eaten a burrito until 2 years ago. Then she put a chip in the burrito to make it extra crunchy! Lee - maybe we should try...